the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣

Bile - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Useless - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Useless: pauline visited me in the infirmary

Thirty: oh?

Useless: she said that you told her to drop dead?

Thirty: I said, "he doesn't wanna bang you, somebody hang you"

Thirty: BIG difference

John: honestly i would've told her to go jump off a cliff

Remi: be nice, john

John has temporarily muted Remi.

Elaine: PAULINE CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE

Elaine: HE'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

Thirty: what the fuck, elaine

Bile: elaine's going crazy

John: nobody permitted you to speak you rip off goku

Bile: pls no bulli

Calid: augh

Calid: everything h u r t s s s s

Bile: die bitch

John: one of us one of us

Elaine: k so after pauline said hi to arlo

Elaine: she started tugging on his arm suggestively

Elaine: so i grabbed his face and made out with him

Useless: have you ever had somebody aggressively kiss you right after you wake up?

John: actually,

John: i have

Thirty: *nervous sweating*

Thirty: ahahahhahah that had NOTHING to do with me drinking shots

John:

John: anyway

Elaine: I did it to prove a point

Elaine: then banana fuck huffs angrily and leaves

Calid: cecile took a video

John: last night i had a dream me and cecile formed another alliance but this time i let her take charge

John: and she went swimming and died

John: tbh i wasn't even that sad

Thirty: Lmao

Bile: hey so uh @calid im sorry that me and remi stomped you

Calid: it's fine

John: ewwww

Thirty: what

John: what's that little infestation of creatures over there near the school

Thirty: today's meet-and-greet day, where elementary school kids take a tour of wellston

Thirty: those are children, john

John: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bile: seraphina

Thirty: WHAT

Bile: did you finish your part of the project yet?

Thirty: bitch