Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
John: me and sera are playing a game called "don't freeze time"
John but ofc she's doing it
Calid: aSJFOIJHNIAUSHNIUN
Calid: IT'S SERA AND I NOT ME AND SERA
John: i can literally blow your brains out with a tip of my finger
John: do you wanna test me?
Calid: n-no
Blick: sera do be scary
Sera: AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Sera: IT'S SERA
Asslo: and?
Sera: hey asslo did you replace your stained yellow curtains they look awful
Asslo: how did you know that i have stained yellow curtains?
Sera: ...me and john broke in one day because we were bored
John: IT WAS A DARE
John: and you know i can't say no to dares
Elaine: hey asslo
Elaine: i threw up on your curtains that's why they have the stain
Remi: why do so many people throw up here?
Elaine: I ACCIDENTALLY DRANK SOME OF ASSLO'S LEMONADE
Asslo: heh
Remi: was that pee
Elaine: no
Elaine: he put lemon scented bleach with salt in it
Asslo: it was for cleaning
Elaine: yOU KNOW I DRINK EVERYTHING
Asslo: one hospital trip later, elaine goes bleh on my curtains
Asslo: on purpose
John: i taught myself to throw up
Sera: that's not very good
Sera: it can lead to bad illnesses
John: it's for when i get bored in class
Remi: you don't go to class
Sera: i can validate that
Calid: you mean calidate
Sera: i'm
Sera: gonna
Sera: kill
Sera: you
John: want to make sandwiches?
Blick: wait
Blick: WAIT
Blick: DON'T TOUCH MY SANDWICH COUNTER
Elaine: let's make a fruit smoothie @asslo
Sera: DON'T YOU DARE TOCH MY FRUIT COUNTER
John: well aint this a show
Calid: cries in has nobody to make sandwiches or fruit smoothies with
John has added Cecile.
Cecile: What am I? Chopped liver?
Calid:
Calid: uhhh so uh it was my turn to publish an article?
Asslo: that's probably code for something kinky
Cecile: Bitch, we co-lead the press team
Cecile: Also, Isen, because of your snarky comment, I will publish the front-page article
Cecile: REMEMBER THE INCIDENT?
Calid: CECILE PLS NO IM SO SORRY
John: major tea
i got a 96 on the science thing and a 100 on english
eh at least i got a 100 on english
coming next:
Sera: true
Sera: but i mean it's cecile
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