Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
Officer - Seraphina
Calid: they weren't wrong
Calid: i feel like death
Asslo: you got the merciful seraphina
Asslo: i got the vengeful john
Calid: nah bro sera doesn't have mercy either
Officer: all of my pent up anger came out on you :)
John: all of my at-the-moment anger came out on you :)
Asslo: what the fuck
Calid: exactly, what the fuck
Elaine: ANYBODY WANT SOME ORANGE JUICE???
Remi: sure!
Remi: i'm confident that you've changed your recipe to include some healthier ingredients ^^
Officer: REMI NOOOOO
Elaine: here ya go!
Elaine: lovelyoj.png
Remi: uhhh
Blick: u don't have to drink it if u don't want to
Officer: use proper grammar
Blick: You don't have to drink it if you don't want to.
Officer: i said PROPER GRAMMAR
Blick: you dont have to drink it if you dont want to
Officer: thank you you useless moldy red crayon
Blick: ;0;
Calid: offisher can i get shome drugs
Officer: what the actual fuck, isen
Officer: are you drunk?
Calid: high on pain meds
Officer: mm, makes sense
Officer: i only used 1/10 of my full power on you
Officer: you dropped like a bug lol
Asslo: im high as a kite
John: and yet you still manage to make me actively homicidal
Officer: I AM AN OFFICER OF THE LAW
Officer: NO HOMICIDES
John: fine
Officer: yay ^^
John: wait wait wai t wait sera sera
Officer: that's not my name >:[
John: officer
Officer: yes? :]
John: can we make sandwiches
Officer: ahhh yes
John: no like literally
John: im fucking hungry
Officer: oh
Officer: okay
Blick: PLEASE NOOOO
John: shut your useless mouth
John: we're making the food sandwiches like to eat
Blick: are you gonna use the sandwich counter?
Officer: hell no
Officer: john has another counter which we don't use because it's for food
Blick: OH PLEASE NO DON'T USE THAT ONE EITHER
John: why the fuck not?
Blick: uh
Blick: r e a s o n s
Officer: kk we use something else
John: i got the meat :D
Elaine: that sounds so wrong especially considering what they usually do
John: >:[
if you didn't know, the reason why blyke didn't want john and sera to make (actual) sandwiches on that other counter was because blyke and remi use it
but they're much too private to admit it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
coming next:
Elaine: remi loved it
Blick: remi threw up
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...
