the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

asslo's amazing allergies

Blick - Blyke

Asslo - Arlo

Calid - Isen

Officer - Seraphina

Asslo: it's been one week guys

Officer: bleh

Asslo: are you done staying home and puking

John: i think so

Officer: i won :D

John: what

John: I DID

Officer: you ran before me

John: i took one step before you

John: but you took the closest bathroom so i had to ruin the tub :(

Calid: why do you guys talk about this so much

Elaine: true, it's getting kind of weird

John: SHUT YOUR MOUTH TOOTHPASTE BITCH

John: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE US SICK FOR A WEEK

Elaine: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT

John: I DID IT TO PROVE A POINT

Officer: how fun

Blick: are yall okay

Remi: shut up you aren't even southern

Blick: non southern people can say yall

Remi: SHUT UP

Asslo: moving on

Elaine: john i made you something

John: what shit is it

Elaine: it's a cotton candy ice cream macaron

John: aren't macarons really hard to make?

Elaine: i tried my best :)))

Officer: NOOOO JOHN

John: i took a bite

John: it's actually really good

John: but it tastes... rich

Officer: rich like creamy or rich person?

John: rich person

Calid: asslo: nervous sweating

John: ASSLO IS THIS YOUR FUCKING MACARON

Asslo: Is it red with white filling?

John: yes

Asslo: ELAINE WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT STEALING MY FOOD

Elaine: hmph

Officer: john

John: wHaT

Officer: how are you

John: honestly im pretty exhausted

Officer: same

Remi: what did you two do?

Officer: 10 hour movie marathon

Elaine: it's true, i walked in on them

Officer: SEE

Officer: WE AREN'T LIKE CECILE AND ISEN

John: heh

Asslo: i just looked at the school paper

Asslo: what is this?

Asslo:

Calid: uh

Calid: nothing

Remi: uh huh

Remi: WAIT

Remi: THAT'S FROM MY SUPERHERO THING

John: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Officer: lol

Blick: asslo can't control his heavenly nostrils

Asslo: WHAT THE FUCK

Asslo: I HAVE ALLERGIES TOO YOU KNOW

Elaine: wait, you do?

Asslo: YES

Elaine: i thought that your passive was a super strong body

Asslo: It is

Asslo: but it doesnt protect me against ALLERGIES

John: SERA GET THE CAMERA

Officer: u crying rn???

John: no but i think i know who is

Officer: I GOT THE CAMERA

John: INITIATE ACTION AGAINST ASSLO

Officer: THREE

John: TWO

Asslo: what the fuck

Officer: ONE

John: BLAST OFF

Asslo: WHAT THE HELL YOU TWO

John: BAHAHAHAHAHAH

Blick: wtf is going on

Elaine: HEY

Elaine: STOP

Officer: tears.png

Blick: Is that

Blick: asslo crying???

Asslo: NO

Asslo: it's just my allergies are really bad

John: then what's THIS???

John: sosad.png

Calid: asslo listens to depressing music???

Asslo: what is this warm salty liquid on my face

Officer: IT'S CALLED TEARS

Officer: y'know, the thing that me and john film

Calid: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Calid: IT'S JOHN AND I NOT ME AND JOHN

John: fuck off you dipshit

Calid: duly noted

Asslo: ALL OF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE

Asslo: I'm drowning under the weight of my expectations and it's killing me inside

Officer: honestly i can relate

John: lol same

Remi: are y'all bonding over your trauma??

Officer: yes

Remi: and john????

John: i now hate asslo extremely much

John: instead of very extremely much

Officer: you made progress :DDDD

i was planning on taking a day off today but screw that more content lol

coming next:

Blick: i aint getting in the middle of that shit

Remi: lol same