Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
[4:03 P.M.]
Lie: Isen I dare you to take that shopping cart and ride it down the elevator
John: Wait
John: I want to do that tooo
Thirty: NO
Thirty: STAY HERE MY CHILD
John:
John: sWeEt hOmE aLaBaMaAaAaA
Fok: Such a child
Thirty: You're a baby
Fok: We literally used to shower together in freshman year
Thirty: SHHSHHSHSHSHSHHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thirty: NOOOOO WE DIDNT
THirty: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Elaine: WIAKTI WAWHTA
Elaine: ARLO YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS
John: SERA YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS
Thirty: IM SORRY I WAS MENTALLY DELUDED
Fok: So was I
Elaine: AHHHHHHHHHH
Elaine: What did seraphina look like with her hair all the way down
Thirty: AJFNJLASNLJSFNDLJKNDLDJN E L A I N E!!!
Thirty: THAT'S the question you're asking????
Fok: I don't remember
Calid:
Calid: secrets? Revealed
Calid: hearts? Broken
Calid: John's life? A lie
John: fuk u
Calid: hotel? Trivago
Rind: AKSNKJANKSJANJKANKJFA
Rind: THIS is not the wholesome goodness that I signed up for when I made this chat
Elaine: b r u h
Elaine: Stop acting like an emotional volleyball AND GET IT TOGETHER
Elaine: *WHACK*
Rind: AJSIKFJNAJSNF WAHHHHHHH YOU HIT MEEEE
Lie: what did u do to her elaine
Elaine: EeEEEEKKKK!!
John: EeE
John: Enter end elephants
Thirty: Exit egg excretory
John: I FOUND AN ABANDONED SHOPPING CARTTT
Calid: HAYYYYYYY
Calid: THAT's MINEEE
John: WELL IT'S MINE NOW YOU THOTTY
Calid: YOU DREPRESSED BOBA TEA
Thirty: The fact that you are co head of the press team and spell depressed like that is honestly quite depressing
John: UP AND DOWN THE ESCALTOR
Fok: Elevator you dumbass
John: NOOOO!!!
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