the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

john's mood swings are crazy

Blick - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Asslo - Arlo

Sera: BAHHAHAHAHHA

John: AHAHAHHA

Calid: wtf is wrong with you two

John: so i went to get more of my lovely valium

John: and as usual the dealer dude didn't believe me

Elaine: i love how you call the guy who gives you the medicine a dealer dude

John: i hadn't gotten ANY sleep last night so i looked like a junkie

Sera: the dealer dude said "yeah you don't need any" and on the spot john had a panic attack

Asslo: i don't see how this is funny, but go off i guess

John: it wasn't funny at the moment, i felt like i was suffocating slowly

Asslo: what did i do to you

John: do you want the list, the essay, or the novel?

Asslo:

John: so anyway

John: dealer dude immediately notices that im not faking and gives me my prescription :)

Remi: are you okay?

John: i used to have panic attacks in class but you never noticed

Remi: how didn't i notice?

John: I DON'T KNOW ASK YOURSELF WHY YOU DIDN'T NOTICE ME GASPING FOR BREATH AND CRYING

John: FUCK OFF STOP ACTING LIKE YOU REALLY CARE

Sera: remi you really made john mad

Sera: like he shattered his phone again

Remi: im so sorry

Asslo: better to just leave it

Blick: i missed all of this

Calid: same

Later

John: i got a new phone :D

Sera: your mood swings are like a rollercoaster

John: they are :)

Asslo: i take it john is feeling better?

Sera: he took a nap

John: trauma makes you tired

Calid: i agree

John: wHaT?!

Calid: nothing

Blick: isen you okay bro

Calid: yes

Calid: im perfectly fine

John has added Cecile to the chat.

John: is isen okay

Cecile: he's really not

John: k thx

Cecile: wAIT

John has kicked Cecile from the chat.

Blick: bahahahah

Blick: guys do you like anime?

John: no

Sera: no

Calid: no

Asslo: no

Elaine: no

Remi: no

Blick: i found this great anime called 86 eighty six

Remi: would you shut up about that?

Blick: so basically the plot is:

John: DEAR GOD NO

John: SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW

Sera: BLYKE SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL BLAST YOU TO ENGLAND

Blick: :(

John: if you utter one word about anime, i will murder you

John: slowly and brutally

Blick: sadistic but okay

John: for the last fucking time

John: I AM NEITHER SADISTIC NOR MASOCHISTIC

Sera: sureeee

John: wat the fack

John: you're the one who tied me up in a chair

John: bondage bitch

Sera: nah that's more of cecile's thing

Sera: isn't that right, isen?

Calid:

Calid: i respectfully deny your invitation to join this conversation

Elaine: want some spaghetti and meatballs guys?

Sera: NOOOOOO

Sera: THAT'S MARINATED COTTON BALLS WITH LAUNDRY DETERGENT WITH YARN

Elaine: STOP GIVING OUT MY SECRET RECIPES

Sera: YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY

Elaine: what if that's my intention?

John: i like this one

Asslo: elaine might be a reverse sadist

Remi: reverse sadist?

Asslo: she gets turned on by healing people which actually makes sense since her ability is healing

Sera: my ability is time manipulation but i don't get turned out whenever i look at a clock

Elaine: A HAHAHHHAHAH AAHHAHAHA

Asslo: scratch that, elaine's just crazy

Calid: calid

tbh malcolm from the prodigal son and john would get along well

coming next:

Calid: im trying to sleep i got a big press meeting tomorrow

Remi: shut the fuck up you useless liquidy orange popsicle