Blick - Blyke
Asslo - Arlo
Calid - Isen
Calid: can i get a couple picture of you and john @sera
Sera: ask john
Calid: can i get a couple picture of you and sera @john
John: ask sera
Calid: guys can i get a couple picture
Sera: what for?
Calid: people voted you as hottest couple
Elaine: wHAT ABOUT ME AND THAT LEMON TURD
Asslo:
Asslo: at least we don't have to deal with that stupid publicity @elaine
Elaine: true
Sera: why us
John: rank 1 and rank 2
Sera: SO????
John: eh idk they have some weird power fetish
Sera: all of them??
John: yes
Calid: can i have picture pls
Sera: ugh fine
John: fine i guess
Calid: can i take one now
John: wAIT ISEN
Calid:
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John: i can explain
Blick: im pretty sure you cant
John: im not about to take advice from a fucking crayon
Remi: i would say something but i dont want to get muted
John has temporarily muted Remi.
John: little bitch
Sera: lol
Asslo: i didn't even know that there was a hottest couple yearbook thing
John: cause you never read it and weep at what you have become
Sera: *smacks john's face in agreement* yEaH
Asslo: i dont got time for that shit
John: and yet you had the time to plan my downfall for an entire month
Blick: asslo just got roasted
Asslo: stfu
Asslo; john i'm sorry
John: LIAR
Sera: okay but stfu asslo we all know that you're lying
Asslo: damn it
Asslo: so close
Calid: that's what elaine said
Elaine:the next time you need healing ill punch you in the face
Calid: pls no
Elaine: get on the ground
Calid: wait WHAT
Elaine: get on the fucking ground
Sera; aight imma document this shit
Sera: elaine just dragged isen over to our dorm and made him kneel in front of her
Sera: aND NOW SHE'S STEPPING ON HIM JOHN-STYLE I CAN'T EVEN
Sera: elainedoesajohn.png
John: one of us one of us
Elaine: worthless scum
John: HEY THAT'S MY LINE
Elaine: o sorry about that
Blick: i love how she's literally stepping on isen but apologizes to john
Calid: im sorry elaine
Asslo: shut up you piece of orange shit
Sera: shut up you orange crayon
John: shut up you rip-off jack o lantern
Blick: shut up you cheap-ass orange popsicle
John has unmuted Remi.
Remi: shut up you useless moldy cheeto
John has muted Remi.
Calid:
Calid: whyyyy ;-;
John: because fuck you, that's why
coming next:
Sera: im about to throw up like damn it the stench is so bad
Blick: it summoned john from his room
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Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...
