the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

it's a bird! it's a plane! it's a flying chair!

Blick - Blyke

Asslo - Arlo

Elaine: how ya feelin @asslo

Asslo: you're right next to me

Elaine: so?

Isen: just say you're making out

John: but we're not??

Sera: you can do more in a relationship, isen

Sera: not that you would know

Isen: ME AND CECILE DO OTHER THINGS

John: uh huh

John: sureeeeee

Asslo: wait

Asslo: is it SUH-sill or SEE-sill or SEH-sill

Isen: tbh idek

John: i called her windowsill once

Sera: johnnnnnn

John: waht

Sera: i want foooooooooood

John: ugh fine

Isen: tbh i just call cecile whatever i think it is and she always says "what"

Elaine: is it like a nice 'what' or a rude 'what'

Isen: hard to tell

Isen: BLICK WHAT THE FLIPPETY FUCK

Blick: wAHT

Isen: THIS BITCH JUST THREW A FUCKING CHAIR AT ME

John: tea

Remi: and then?

Isen: BITCH I WILL THROW A CHAIR AT YOU @blyke

Blick: I WAS ANGRY AND YOU WERE THE FIRST LIVING THING I SAW

Isen: THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE TO PHYSICALLY INJURE ME

Blick: OH BUT SOMEBODY BROKE YOUR PEN BOO HOO

John: still about the pen? smh

Asslo: these two

John: ew don't make me agree with you

Sera: chill you two

Elaine: chill you two

Remi: i love how blyke and isen are literally screaming at each other while john and arlo do more slide insults and then elaine and sera calm them down

Remi: just me in the middle

Sera: yOU WANT A JOB

Sera: CALM BLYKE AND THE STALKER KID

Isen: (ﾟДﾟ；)

Remi: RED AND ORANGE FUCKS LISTEN TO ME

Remi: STOP FIGHTING THIS IS A PLACE OF KINDNESS AND FUCKING PEACE

Remi: YOU TWO BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BEAT YOUR ASS

John: that's what she said

Remi:

Isen: im just gonna skirt skirt back to my dorm

Blick: a wise decision

Blick: i see remi twitching with uncontrollable blue lightning

Blick: powersocket.jpg

John: you better skirt skirt away

Sera: do a little skirt skirt

Blyke: OH FUCK SHE'S COMING AFTER ME

Sera: run

coming next:

Sera: go help if apple martinis start flying again

Asslo: wait

Asslo: WHAT