Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
Officer - Seraphina
Officer: i dont feel good
John: physical or mental
Officer: mental
Remi: is it...
Officer: no
Officer: spiraling
John: do you wanna watch reruns of seinfeld?
Officer: yes please
Asslo: isn't from the 90s?
Blick: yeah you guys need to find some more modern shows
John: i need to find more modern ways to destroy you
Remi: no john
Remi: you need to find ways to talk things out and use kind, constructive criticism
Officer: JOHN DO YOUR THING
John has temporarily muted Remi.
Officer: like girl i care about you but you need to shut tf up sometimes
Blick: hey
Officer: what
Blick: n-nothing
Calid: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Calid: ELAINE I WANT HOT CHOCOLATE I WANNA TRY ITTTTT
Asslo: he's high out of his mind
Asslo: don't give it to him elaine
Elaine: why not?
Elaine: remi loved it
Blick: remi threw up
Elaine: she must've eaten something else that was bad
Elaine: gosh all of you are just so quick to slam my oj
Officer: BECAUSE IT'S MADE WITH PAINT AND MILK
Elaine: anyway isen u can have some
Calid: thanks!
Asslo: i made a barrier around him so if he projectile vomits it stays in that radius
Calid: wait, what?
Asslo: nothing, just a precaution
Calid: oh okay!
Elaine: doeshelikeitdoeshelikeitdoeshelikeit
Asslo: and he threw up
John: bahahahaha
John: i bet i could chug a whole gallon of that stuff and not puke
Officer: u sure about that?
John: plenty sure
Officer: then i challenge you to an elaine's-oj-drinking challenge
Officer: whoever pukes first has to do whatever the other one says for a week
John: but i dont even ask that much of you--
Officer: OKAY SINCE YOU SAID YES WE WILL BEGIN TOMORROW
Officer: now leave me to my sitcoms
John: but im right next to you
Officer: get out
John: but this is my dorm
Officer:
Officer: then hug me
Calid: AHHHHH IT BURNS MY THROAT AHHHHHH
hc: only john and arlo can actually cook a decent meal and they frequently have arguments over who makes the best food. they also rope sera into their arguments and make her taste it, which she then says, "both taste like shit" and more fighting ensues.
coming next:
Calid: you're high as a kite, aren't you
Asslo: indeed, i can barely see straight
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