Asslo: wait
Asslo: john do you take valium?
John: d u h
Asslo: YOU CAN'T MIX VALIUM AND ALCOHOL YOU DUMBASS
Sera: huh i forgot
Asslo: Although Valium is safe for most adult users when it is taken as prescribed by a doctor, mixing Valium with alcohol or other drugs can lead to:
Confusion
Disorientation
Accidents
Sedation
Stumbling
Dizziness
Nausea
Loss of consciousness
Addiction
Brain damage
Coma
Death
Asslo: YOU COULD DIE
John: im already dead inside
Asslo: dO YOU WANNA BE DEAD ON THE OUTSIDE
John: ...
John: idk
Sera: ISEN FORGET ABOUT YOUR STUPID GRADES
Isen: ;-;
Sera: JOHN GET YOUR ASS TO THE INFIRMARY RIGHT FUCKING NOW
John: kk
Sera: ill transport you
John: wait
Sera: we're here
Asslo: fast
Blick: her ability
Sera: i can answer you cheap ass art supply
John: i love how i could die but nahhh let's make fun of the cheap light show
Blick:
[hours later]
Sera: doc said that we were lucky that john didn't drink so much
Asslo: what about when he drank like 12 shots?
Sera: he had an ability to counteract it
Asslo: oh
John: wait
John: can i take a valium
Sera: yOU FUCKING DONKEY
Sera: OF COURSE NOT
John: yes ma'am
Isen: im gonna do it
Sera: dont you dare
Isen: kInKy
Sera: i literally want to murder you in your sleep and bury you in the ground
Isen:
Isen: idk what to say to that
Remi: john are you okay
John: eh
Sera: he's never okay
John: ^
Asslo: so john
Asslo: you better not do something like this again
John: oh look who cares about me
John: the one who gave me all of these issues in the first place
John: ASSLO
Asslo: i dont care about you
Asslo: i care about seraphina, and if you died she would be left in a state of shock and depression
Sera: so dont die
Remi: this is surprisingly wholesome
John: yeah
John: im gonna go to sleep now
Sera: H O W
Sera: L O N G
John: idk 8 hours
Sera: i will come and watch you sleep
Asslo: stalker
Sera: bitch ill speed it up to like 2 minutes
John: you need sleep
Sera: then ill just sleep on the floor
John: you take the bed ill take the floor
Sera: you just mixed alcohol and anxiety meds
John: ahahahhahaha
Sera: there is no fucking way you are sleeping on the floor
John: sleeping now
coming next:
Sera: john is big boi smort
Sera: blick is big boi dumb
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...
