the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

tHe biRtHdAy pArTy 3

Leilah: My dear, you are a slutty whore even in Slut Kingdom

Thirty: I thought you loved me

Leilah: Bitch please

Elaine: I got ur skanksuit sera

Thirty: THANK. YOU.

Elaine: Do u wear this when u sleep with john?

John: We don't sleep together unless it is literal sleep

Thirty: ^

Thirty: Also I wear a nightgown

Rind: Eughh

Rind: I don't want to see that nightgown

Thirty: 

Rind: Now I want one really bad

Thirty: No you can't have one because you said that I wear SLUT clothes

Cecile: Come on we were just joking

Cecile: Also watch this

Calid: WOwoowow

Calid: U should buy a bar

Cecile: I should, shouldn't I?

Calid: That's...what I just said

Lie: Boom bitch u just got tagged

Calid: I WAS ALREADY TAGGED SO NOW UR TAGGED HAHAHAHAHA DUMBASS

Lie:

Lie: FUK U

Cecile: And they're at it again

Thirty: I am all dressed in my skanksuit, as leilah says

Leilah: I'm sorry, Sera

Leilah: But yknow...

Leilah: Don't be so chilly ice eyes

John: Ice eyes?

Leilah: Ice blue

Thirty:

Lie:

Calid:

Rind:

Fok: I need a damn drink

Cecile: Ur manhattan is ready!

Cecile: Leilah, your drink is ready too!!

Leilah: Ty

Fok: Thanks

Elaine: WHOOOOOOAAHHHH

Elaine: Uh guys?

Elaine: Isen and Blyke are sitting on the table and it's making these creaking noises

Calid: s-shit

Lie: This was a bad idea

Calid: HELP SOMEONE

John: I helped this kid have an existential crisis :D

John: I love kids

Cecile: NOOOOO

Cecile: augjks;sa

Fok: Cecile went into drunk mode

Fok: This is bad, really, really bad

Thirty: It's bad that Cecile is a drunk pos?

Fok: ISEN AND BLYKE ARE GOING TO BREAK THE DAMN TABLE WITH THE CAKE AND THE CANDLES AND THE FOOD AND THE PLATES AND OH MY GOSH THE POOR TRAUMATIZED FORKS

John: You know I'm actually traumatized right

Fok: SILENCE PEASANT

Elaine: SHIT

Calid: HALP

Lie: NOOOOOOOOO

Leilah: Yeah the table's gone now

Thirty: LMAO

Cecile: All that food, what a waste

Lie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Calid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fok: Fucking idiots

Calid: OCUHIW OUCIW OUCHIE

Lie: OUCH OUCH AHHH AHHH AHH

Leilah: You having a pleasure moment?

Elaine: Lol

Rind: Lol

Lie: OUCHCHHHHHH

Lie: SHTI WE"RE GETTING KICKE OUT

Thirty: HUH?!

Thirty: I wanted to go skinny dipping...

Rind: SHADDUP LET'S GOOOO

Fok: Shit we're getting kicked out

John: GUYS I CANT

John: I CANT WALK IM LOSING MY BALANCE

Rind: oooh...

Thirty: HE JUST CRASHED THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL WHAT THE HELL

Fok: Typical John

John: AHHH THE ELECTRICS

Rind: bzzt

John: augh

Cecile: ehehhehe

Cecile: SO funny

Cecile: John your so funny we should go on a date

Calid: Oh hell naw

Cecile: Ahajhaaiaha

Calid: Yeah and now she just fainted

Lie: MY AUNT IS KICKING US ALL OUT LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thirty: A HHHHHHHHHHHH

Leilah: Why tf did I even agree to come here?

Thirty: uh

Thirty: Because you owe me MASSIVELY?

Leilah: I helped you get your ability back isn't that enough???

Thirty: Imma pull a John and say n to the o bitch

Leilah: Fine

Leilah: I owed you

Leilah: oweDDD

Fok: Yeah and now we have to leave because there's a lady shooting at us with beams

Cecile: Arlooo

Cecile: Let's have a threesomeeeeeeee with John

John: I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS!!

Cecile: AH BETTER IDEA

Cecile: Let's have a 9 some

Leilah: Ewww

Leilah: What are they teaching you in here?

Rind: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have decided to end the chatfic as this is my 100th chapter of actual fic, so there isn't a "coming up next," sadly. Read on for more details: