Texting (1/2)

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Harry and Draco are drunk.
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Harry Potter created a group chat with Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, and Ginny Weasley

Harry: Hola bitches

Hermione: Is he drunk?

Ron: I think he is...

Harry: woww! Dnot be rude!

Draco: Yeah, bookwrom. Dont be rude, to my rvaen!

Hermione: Wait, your raven?

Ron: Does this mean their dating

Harry: oooooo mine darogn is so butterful!

Ron Weasley has took a screenshot

Hermione: why did you do that?

Ron: I'm going to show them tomorrow

Draco: whoo's yoru dargon, rvaen

Harry: U

Draco: Me?

Harry: U

Hermione: Did he just confess?

Ron: I think he did

Hermione: This is when you need to take a screenshot!

Hermione Granger has took a screenshot

Ron: Sorry!

Draco: Harwy mray me?

Ron: oh, God

Harry: Yes!

Hermione: I'm adding more people!

Hermione Granger has added Pansy Parkinson, and Luna Lovegood

Luna: hello? Is something happening?

Hermione: Harry and Draco are drunk. And they Draco just asked Harry to marry him. Harry said yes.

Ginny: And it was absolutely disgusting.

Luna: Why was it disgusting?

Ginny: Just because

Harry: Darogn, are you mnie?

Draco: yes, I'm rvaen's

Hermione: aww, when is the wedding?

Ron: We better be invited

Pansy: Tomorrow we are showing them this.

Hermione: yes

Ron: Bloody hell, yes
Wait, I want to see something. Wenis!

Hermione: Oh, god. What are they going to do now?

Pansy: I hear footsteps above. And Draco's rooms above mine...

Hermione: HARRY JAMES POTTER!

Pansy: DRACO

Draco: What?

Harry: Darogn. Y, me, you're bedroom!

Draco: We already their, rvaen

Harry Potter, and Draco Malfoy left the chat

Pansy: Oh, bloody hell...

Hermione: I feel sorry for you Pansy.

Ron: I didn't mean for this to go that far

Luna: What is so bad about them being in a bedroom together?

Hermione: Right now, Luna, so many things. You sweet and innocent Ravenclaw.

Pansy: OH GOD, DRACO'S BOTTOM!

Hermione: are you feeling sorry for Draco's bottom or is he a bottom?

Pansy: BOTH

Hermione: Are they that loud?

Pansy: YES

Pansy Parkinson has sent a voice message.

Pansy: HEAR!

Hermione: OH, SWEET CAKES!

Ron: OH, GOD

Pansy: AND THAT'S ALL DRACO!

Hermione: Nope, I'm leaving now. Pansy come up to my dorm.

Pansy: Coming

Pansy Parkinson, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley have left the chat.

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