My Hurricane [ Daveed Diggs x Reader ]

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[Lets play a game: who is who, comment! ]

Soccers mom: Guys

Soccers mom: gUys

Soccers mom: guYs

Soccers mom: guyS

Linnamon: How many times are you going to say 'guys'

Soccers mom: so long until you listen to what I have to say

Oak tree: spill it

Soccers mom: okay

Soccers mom: so

Bets: In one message please

Soccers mom: don't be so salty

Jazz: my god S P I L L

Soccers mom: okay! So, I saw this theory that Lin is the reincarnation of Alexander Hamilton, cuz, who else would write a musical about Alexander Hamilton

Linnamon: And?

Soccers mom: AND since Alexander Hamilton was his first own sin-writer, I think he's too sinful for Lin to be his reincarnation.

Linnamon: Point?

Soccers mom: IM GETTING THERE

Floof: Chill babe, tone it down

Soccers mom: Don't tell me to chill and tone it down when you were the one who was upset cuz Soccer chose me over you.

Antman: OOOOOOOOOH

Lizzle ma nizzle: Apply cold water to the Burrn.

Renny: I don't think cold water can help

Floof: I wasn't upset

Soccers mom: shush my child, you were, ANYWAYS, before I got interrupted, Eliza is the one who wanted to tell Alexander's story

Pippa: What about me?

Renny: Not now, Pips, lil Oak is try'na get to a point

Soccers mom: Thank you momma

Renny: You're welcome hun

Oak tree: WHEN WILL THE POINT ARRIVE

Soccers mom: Quote: "Chill [...], tone it down"

Oak tree: jesus

Soccers mom: I think that Lin is a reincarnation of Eliza cuz he wants to tell Hammys story and he's too innocent to be sinful Hammy himself

Lizzle ma nizzle: now that you think about it

Linnamon: YOU SAYING IM A WOMAN

Soccers mom: I ain't saying you ain't

Soccers mom: you have the hair to be one

Lizzle ma nizzle: I don't think we have enough cold water for all those burrns that lil Oak is throwing around

Linnamon: My hair has feelings too, you know?

Groffathan: I can hear Lin crying from my dressing room

Pops: Well, N/N did hit a nerve

Linnamon: It's not me, my hair is crying

Cookie Monster: I wanna see it

Soccers mom: Ooo Linny u already losing hair? I thought you weren't that old

Bets: we're seriously running out of cold water

Floof: Rafa can get us some

Soccer mom: when Rafa gets here there won't be burrns to mend to cuz they all turned to ash

Oak tree: Daveed did you give Y/N her coffee this morning?

Floof: ...

ITS AUTUMN: rip Daveed u will be mist

Floof: I knew I forgot something

Soccers mom: I'm still here, you know?