God's Plan (formerly fake love) SM

Sixy-one

November 5th, 2018

"Hey Mer, do you think you could roll over the other way?" Shawn asked, tapping me on my shoulder "Essie keeps kicking me in the back."

"She's kicking you, eh?" I asked, not amused.

"I understand how bad that sounds now." He said, realizing that he was just getting the aftershocks of kicks on her back.

"I'm sure Charlie wouldn't mind you joining him on the couch. He's seemed a little lonely lately." I said, not even bothering to open my eyes to look at him.

"You mean you're willing to share? I'm shocked." He said laughing.

"If it gets you to shut up, I'm willing to do anything." I said grabbing the extra pillow and hugging it to my head.

"Anything?" He asked, amused.

"Anything but that." I corrected him. "Never again."

"You're no fun." He said, and I'm assuming he was pouting.

"Oh you poor baby." I said in a mocking tone. "Now if you don't mind, I'm trying to grow a human here and I would appreciate some sleep."
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I walked in the living room in the morning where I found Charlie passed out on our couch and Ally curled up in the recliner under a blanket.

"They're cute when they're sleeping." I said looking at Shawn who was already in the kitchen.

"At least they got sleep." He said pouting.

"I'm sorry, you wanna trade places and be growing a human inside of you. She was only kicking your back, I get that everyday!" I snapped.

"It's too early to be talking." Ally said rubbing her eyes.

"Why are you in our recliner? You literally had the whole bed last night." I asked.

"I couldn't sleep in there and when I tried to kick Charlie off the couch he wouldn't budge so I had to pick the recliner to sleep." She said.

"You're not the only one who couldn't sleep last night." Shawn said.

"No one cares Mendes. Like no one has any sympathy for you." Ally snapped.

"Can she go home yet?" Shawn asked.

"Not till the roads are opened." I said sighing.

"You're stuck with me!" She said sticking her tongue out at him.

"How does Niall deal with you?" He asked.

"The same way Mer puts up with you." She said back.

"Stop fighting or I'm putting you both in corners." I said sitting in a chair at the table.

"We're not four." Shawn said sitting across from me.

"Then start acting your ages."

"Could you guys be any louder?" Charlie asked from the couch where he was still asleep.

"Look at me I'm chandler, could I be wearing anymore clothes." Ally said throwing something at him to get him up.

"Why do you guys enjoy throwing stuff at me so much?" He asked sitting up, rubbing the back of his head.

"It's how they show they care, man." Shawn said.

"I'll never understand women." Charlie said getting up and stretching.

"We know, we've listened to your recent album." Ally said.

"Why are you so rude this morning?" Charlie asked