Boyfriend Scenarios: Akatsuki

Height Swap

sassypickle

Okay so cms I found online from their character profiles. The feet and inch conversion depended on site for some reason? I found a health site and I'm going with that cuz its confusing for some stupid reason.

For ex: 5'9" is = to 175cm according to this site. 5'10" = 178cm, 5'11" = 180cm, 6' = 183cm and seems to continue that every foot goes up by 3 cms? So that's what I'm going with.

I'm pretty tall so I'll keep most of the readers shorter than their boyfriends XD I try not to address the height difference only because well it bursts my bubble okay?! XD 

I'm only a bit shorter than Zetsu, Hidan and Itachi sooooooooooooo.

I'll be self indulgent and let me have my height for Kisames X3 you'd do it too if you were me don't lie!

We'll go with 5'2 for our short boys lol and 5'6' for the others cuz it seems like that's the average in where I live for girls. (idfk height shit, I'm a fucking Goliath child so how am I supposed to know?!)

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Kisame: 195cms 6'5

You sat there grinning like a madman.

He sat nearby glaring daggers at you.

"its not reaaaaaaally my fault" you managed through giggles

"'its not really my fault' she says" he mocked immediately "its entirely your fault. I told you we should stay on the path"

"we did stay on the path"

"-and to not stop for stupid reasons"

"it was a pretty good reason"

"-and to not roll around in the flowers because they looked sketchy!"

It was hard to not burst into a fit of laughter as your, normally giant fish-man, raged. He was just so cute! You didn't mind being his height for...well whatever how long – it was more than funny to mock him for being 5'8 instead of his 6'5 – which...you assumed you now were. Some strange effect from the flowers you rolled in and dragged him into as well, you guessed.

"(name)! damn it! I mean it! I'm fucking mad!" he urged with a warning tone

Yet it fell on your deaf ears as you launched forward and clung to him. Arms and legs wrapped around his person and squished tight against your body as you rubbed your cheek against the top of his spiky blue hair.

"soooooo cuuuuuuuuuuute~!" you gushed

"...I'm so getting revenge when this crap wears off. Just you wait. JUST. YOU. WAIT!"

"...yeah that's not so threatening when your half muffled by my boobs" you giggled

Hidan: 177cm 1cm shy of 5'10

"oi this ain't fucking funny!!!!" he screeched while you snickered beside him

"it's not that bad" you tried to comfort your man

Tried.

Tried and continuously FAILED