Boyfriend Scenarios: Akatsuki

Have To Work/School (modern/irl)

Kisame:

"dunt wannaaaaaaa" you complained diving under the covers.

your oh so loving boyfriend gave you a deadpan look, as this happened everytime you had to work, then reached a hand under grabbing some limb of yours and yanking you up to him.

"why do you do this every time. You know you gotta, and you know I'm not going to call you in sick. You'll get fired"

pouting you were all but forced to get dressed then pushed out of the room and the door shut and locked behind you

"have fun at work (name)! I'll be here waiting for you" he 'cooed' being over dramatic in tone only to burst into laughter while you trudged outside. 

Hidan:

"fuck school" hidan grouched

"if i don't show up again Im going to fail the grade and loose all my money" you countered pulling up your stocking meanwhile your boyfriend eyed the thun fabric crawling up to your thigh

"but...! oh lemme at you in that uniform!!!" Hidan almost begged as he rolled to you on the bed

"hidan no!" you laughed pushing his face away gently "im serious, i have to attend class today. I wish i didn't but i do"

you managed to get to the bus stop but as soon as the bus arrived you were flung onto a shoulder. and your captor starting walking back in the direction you came in

"e...EH?!!?!?!?"

"You're staying home with me (name)!" hidan laughed patting your butt

Deidara:

"if you dont want to go then don't, i dont care if you don't go to school" Deidara shrugged

you however were practically in tears between what you wanted and what was morally right. it was a terrible dilemma!

"i-if it's that bad then go (name)!" deidara sweatdropped arms reaching to comfort you "I'll bust you out half way through okay? how's that sound??"

you nodded rubbing your teary eyes while your blonde boyfriend sighed feeling like he just dodged a cannon

Itachi:

blankets were ripped from you, clothes thrown on your form, curtains slammed open and the light blasted invading your dark comfort. you hissed and screamed falling off the bed.

After a few moments realizing you were, in fact, still alive you peeked over the bed to see Itachi wearing your apron. His hair ttied back, hands on his hips and a glare on his face...he kinda reminded you of your mother, a scary thought.

"itachiiiii im not going todaaaayyy" you whined sheilding your eyes from the terrible blinding asshole ceiling fan

"nice try (name), i looked on the calendar. youre scheduled in two hours, so get dressed - I'll cook breakfast"

it was an order not a question. so as Itachi left for the kitchen you got dressed...
 

Kakuzu:

"were not wasting education or, more importantly, money for you to hide out at home. gwt up" kakuzu growled dragging you and the blankets out of bed

whining as you collided with the frozen wood floor you glared at your frugal boyfriend as you got dressed. he just stayed at the bedroom door tapping his foot, he knew the moment he left you alone youd crawl back into bed and miss your class.

"asshole" you grouched brushing your hair

"you have twenty minutes to get to school. heres your lunch and bus ticket. now go learn"

and with that you were pushed out of the house with a kiss to your forhead. pouting and holding a hand to where he kissed you ran to the bus stop.

Sasori:

"you have five minutes to get dressed"

...

"three minutes to finish your cereal"

...

"twenty six minutes until the bus arrives and twelve more until class starts, if you do move faster youre going to be late"

like every morning Sasori grouched about time and literally dragged you through each step of your morning routine. Even taking over a spot if done, by his standards, wrong.

"love you bye, run for the bus and you'll make it with a minhte and forty five seconds to spare" Sasori quickly kissed your cheek then pointed to the end of the road.

Tobi:

Tobi lit just let you stay home.

Tobi is a good boy and by his standards means making sure youre happy.

So Tobi doesnt even put up a fight in the least.

Zetsu:

Zetsu normally lets you do what you want. Staying home from work is only allowed if you're really upset or sick. but most mornings he will help you get ready. Even walking you to the bus stop if need be.

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Because I hate going to work but I need money, also I hated school lol

Since akatsuki wouldnt have jobs and the academy (school) is pretty much for twelve yr olds...This is a modern slash irl version xD