Boyfriend Scenarios: Akatsuki

Halloween Edition!!!!

A/N: Because it's almost Halloween and it's my favourit day of the year!!! :P

Happy Haunting!~<3

Kisame:

You dressed up as Beauty and the Beast (Your request)

Scared the shit outta anyone who so much as peeked at your dress made cleavage

Scared a lot of people, let's be honest

He ended up giving any candy he had collected to a mom after he accidentally scared her three kids into hysterics

You shared your candy with him for such a cute act

Made a Jack-o-lantern that looked like Jaws eating your pumpkin...He also had to get the absolute biggest pumpkin he could find

Hidan:

Tried to sacrifice just about everything

Anything that moved, I'm not even kidding

Used his curse mode as a costume for half the night, was a vampire the other half (your idea)

Got WAYYYYY too excited seeing your Morticia Costume

You ended up beating him with your candy bag, loosing a third of it, then demanded he go by himself to the next street of houses to make up for your missing candy

To which case, you ended up having to follow him after he tried to murder the first home's residents when they refused him candy saying he was too old to trick or treat

Murdered any pumpkin that crossed his path, except yours

Deidara:

Blew up his pumpkin, actually on accident for once

Dressed up as Feudal era prince and you, his princess

Dragged you to go trick or treating but insisted he was doing it for you not himself

Was super excited when an old lady gave him half the bowl of candy, he didn't even mind when she asked when your wedding was XD

Helped a little girl find her parents after she got lost

Itachi:

Made the perfect pumpkin

Decorated the yard and handed out candy instead of trick or treating

Was dressed up as Jack skeleton, after you forced him into the outfit, and you dressed as Sally accordingly

Was half forced to watch Ngihtmare before Christmas, turns out he'd ever seen it before

Everytime you passionately and childishly sang along and acted out parts of the movie, he kept his eyes glued to you utterly entraced by it

Let you eat as much candy as you wanted

Made you candy apples and pumpkin cookies

Kakuzu:

Did not want to dressed up.

Want is the key word - You forced him into a costume.

He was the Phantom of the Opera whereas you were Chrsitine

He wasn't pleased in the least, but was mildly entertained with the movie itself

Was not impressed when you complained about not going trick or treating

Excused himself and disappeared for an hour only to come back with a bag full of candy

Unbeknownst to you, he went to the store and bought the candy and dumped it all into the pillowcase

Sasori:

Was dressed as a gargoyle and wasn't happy

Was however, very amused with your witch costume, especially the revealing corset top.

Was even more amused that you hadn't noticed and was really annoyed when some kid's dads would openly stare at your clevage when you handed their kids candy

Insisted on handing out the candy for the rest of the night after that

Made a symmetrical ceramic jack-o-lantern and put a fancy candle in it and helped you make one too

After much complaining made a real one too but made his so much cooler than yours just to prove that his was better.

Griped the entirely time you forced him to watch Hocus Pocus

Tobi:

Was terrified of all the Halloween movies except for It's the great pumpkin Charlie brown – or at least that's what he lead you to believe

Dressed up as a pumpkin and you had to be a fairy – his choice

Went to every damn door on the block for every block in a fifty mile radius

Sobbed when they refused him candy which resulted in you losing most of your candy to him to make him feel better

Sang Halloween songs with you loudly as you walked around in the dark

Kept picking you up and running with you on his back so you'd be a flying fairy

Zetsu:

Refused to dress up but liked you dressed as a black cat

Did not trick or treat but handed out candy

Made you watch all the scary movies he could think of

Then made you watch all the kid friendly movies knowing the horror would keep you up

Liked Sleepy Hollow the best

He THEN wanted to dress up as the headless horseman

A/n: HAPPY HALLOWEEEN

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!