Boyfriend Scenarios: Akatsuki

Someone Hurts You

Okay, so maybe the situation was a tad your fault.

You had, with innocent intentions, left the base alone to go shopping – you were going to grab some ingredients to make his favourite dish, or at least try to make it, when you were ambushed by several skilled ninja. Now, you weren’t totally incapable of taking care of yourself when it came to the shinobi world…but you weren’t very skilled either. Your usefulness stemmed from your kekkei genkai and that was about it. So you attempted to fend them off, but somehow he had found out – in hindsight, he probably heard you left the base and went looking for you.

Kisame:

Kisame was PISSED.

People thought he was a monster before…? They didn’t even know the meaning of the term when it came to his rage upon knowing someone had hurt you.

So naturally, when he saw all these ‘badies’ attacking and beating the snot out of you he damn near went beserk.

Even after he had shredded them all to tiny little confetti shinobi pieces it took you almost half an hour to calm him down. Well, enough that he seemed to comprehend what you were saying. To say that the event didn’t scare you would be a lie – it did scare you. But not of your dear loving man…just of the whole situation itself. Thus, you promised not to leave alone unless it was an emergency.

Hidan:

At first he laughed.

He laughed his ass off.

Until one of the enemy had gone too far.

It took until one of the wel-built male ninjas had you pinned to the ground on all fours and was yanking your head up by your hair with a kunai at your throat before Hidan actually did something. But oh, was he mad.

Within twenty minutes all the shinobi that ambushed you were bleeding corpses on the ground sacrificed to Jashin and Hidan’s bloody body was holding you close and trying to comfort your upset, yet very angry at him for not doing anything until you were in such a position, form

Deidara:

Deidara was very angry – and literally pitched a fit. First he yelled their ears off until they were distracted enough for one of his clay spiders wre close enough to them to severely hurt them but still far enough from you so that you would be unscathed.

He also got a tad emotional, his eyes were beaded with tears as he charged – dived bombed them on his clay bird scooping you up in the process. Then proceeded to rain bombs on the group until there was no evidence that the group had even existed…well, save for the large dent in the earth severely charred.

Deidara then cuddled you and ‘quietly’ cried quite happy you were mostly unharmed and only suffered minor injuries.

Itachi:

Itachi had no patience for those who hurt his beloved. No patience or remorse. At. All.

The majority died pretty quickly and hadn’t even seen it coming – but they did  deserve it. I mean, they weretrying to beat you up so they could sell you on the black market. The curse of having a unique kekki genkai. The few that survived the first wave of attacks rushed about screaming like chickens with their heads cut off.

A good chunk of them were tortured in genjutsus…which allowed the Uchiha to gather you from the ropes tightly and obscenely wrapped around your from and check you over for major injuries. Luckily nothing was broke, but you did have a semi serious sprain on your ankle.

Which earned you multiple kisses to the injury and a piggy back ride home…with your abusers falling over to their deaths inflicted within their minds.

Kakuzu:

Dead.

They all died.

Rather quickly.

Kakuzu strung em all up and watched their bodies ooze blood to the ground from their crushed skulls, bodies twitching occasionally due to their nervous systems. Which actually made you sick…go figure.

Your ancient boyfriend did, however, feel bad that he caused you to violently loose your lunch and carried you back to the base to comfort you.

Which he teased would cost you.

Well, you thought he was teasing. He infact…was not.

Sasori:

Originally Sasori thought you could handle yourself in the scuffle hoping he could use the bodies for puppets later on…but then you started to struggle. Knowing how fleeting life was for regular people, he rushed in to save you. The men after you eneded up fighting one another as Sasori used his puppet strings to pit them against one another.

But in the process, you suffered a mild concussion. And Sasori was ever guilty about it. So he made the ‘bad men’ suffer.

Eight. Grulling. Hours.

He tortured them for eight hours. All of which were just amusement as he waited for you to awaken. Once you did, he showered you with affection and your favourite things to make up for the whole ordeal.

Tobi:

At first Tobi freaked out and was very upset like a coward or little kid. But once he talked himself into it, quite loudly I might add, he rushed to your rescue. Cape tied around his neck like a comic book superhero  as he dived in the middle of the group beating you up terribly, then proceeded to one punch man ‘one punch’ them.

They did in fact get back up, but he then formally beat the snot out of em – that is after you promised to turn around and not turn back around until he told you that you could.

Zetsu:

Zetsu ate them.

Yup.

Ate those bastards whole.

They be gone forever…and they get him a bit of indigestion…

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So I added a bit of story to you dear reader, nothing too big or descriptive cuz it is in fact you. not me, not an oc but you.

and cuz im trying to be as open about it as i can that way there isnt any reading restrictions. (ex: age, skin-hair-eye colour or texture,) i even try not to say much about height.

I myself, am a fairly tall girl and out height a good chunk of anime chars so I kinda in my head translate chars and ocs to be taller than or close to my own height.

for example, some guy whos 6'1" isnt really 'tall' to me although they are taller than me. so i tend to say how much characters like Kisame are much bigger in frame than the reader, height or just in general, that way its not definite ya know?

i got one more to post tonight!
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