DARE #23 - Sonic & Shadow: For the First Time in Forever

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TO: Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedgehog

FROM: GlitchytheHedgehog

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DARE

I dare Sonic and Shadow to both act out and sing to "For the First Time in Forever" from Disney's Frozen. Male version. Sonic as Anna, and Shadow as Elsa. Also, Shadow, when it gets to the part where Elsa takes off her gloves, you have to take off both your gloves and rings. And Sonic, when it says "chocolate," you have to replace it with "chili dogs" and literally stuff your mouth full of chili dogs.

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Shadow: (walks off) No way, uh-uh, this dare is stupid!

Sonic: Oh, come on, Shadow, I wanna stuff my face full of chili dogs!

Shadow: (groans) Fine.

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I DON'T OWN THIS SONG

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[Sonic]

The window is open, so's that door
I didn't know they did that anymore
Who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates?
For years I've roamed these empty halls
Why have a ballroom with no balls?
Finally, they're opening up the gates

There'll be actual, real, live people
It'll be totally strange
But wow, am I so ready for this change!

'Cause for the first time in forever
There'll be music, there'll be light
For the first time in forever
I'll be dancing through the night

Don't know if I'm elated or gassy
But I'm somewhere in that zone
'Cause for the first time in forever
I won't be alone

Sonic: I can't wait to meet everyone! (gasps) What if I meet... the one?

[Sonic]

Tonight, imagine me gown and all
Fetchingly draped against the wall
The picture of sophisticated grace
I suddenly see her standing there
A beautiful stranger, tall and fair
I wanna stuff some chili dogs in my face

But then we laugh and talk all evening
Which is totally bizarre
Nothing like the life I've led so far

For the first time in forever
There'll be magic, there'll be fun
For the first time in forever
I could be noticed by someone

And I know it is totally crazy
To dream I'd find romance
But for the first time in forever
At least I've got a chance

[Shadow]

Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good boy you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, put on a show
Make one wrong move and everyone will know

[Shadow] But it's only for today
[Sonic] It's only for today

[Shadow] It's agony to wait
[Sonic] It's agony to wait

[Shadow] Tell the guards to open up the gate
[Sonic] The gate

[Sonic] For the first time in forever
[Shadow] Don't let them in, don't let them see

[Sonic] I'm getting what I'm dreaming of
[Shadow] Be the good boy you always have to be

[Sonic] A chance to change my lonely world
[Shadow] Conceal

[Sonic] A chance to find true love
[Shadow] Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know

[Sonic]

I know it all ends tomorrow,
So it has to be today
'Cause for the first time in forever
For the first time in forever
Nothing's in my way!

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[Song ends.]

[Knuckles pushes Sonic into the pool.]

Sonic: (jumps out of the pool and coughs) Knuckles!!! I'm gonna kill you!!!

Knuckles: What? That's what happened at the ending of the song. Except for the fact we're indoors.

Shadow: (sighs)

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