TO: Miles "Tails" Prower and Shadow the Hedgehog
FROM: water-melon69
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MESSAGE
*gives Tails a box of mint candy and a membership card* Here you go, Tails! It's a lifelong membership to one of the world's largest mint candy factories. Just show that card to someone in the building and you basically get a lifetime supply of any mint candy of your choosing. It's the least I can do for asking weird and somewhat dark questions. Also, Shadow, is it true that you smell like lavender?
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MESSAGE RECIEVED
Dr. Eggman: Oh, brother.
Tails: Aww, thanks!
Sonic: (snatches the box and card away from Tails) Gimme that!
Tails: What the--!? H-hey, give that back!!
Sonic: Uh-uh! We are not going through another mint frenzy again!
Shadow: Sonic, Tails' obsession with mints is just like your obsession with chili dogs.
Sonic: E-excuse me!?
[Tails snatches the box and card back from Sonic.]
Tails: Ha-ha!
Shadow: And yes, I do smell like lavender.
Dr. Eggman: You mean to tell us that all this time you've been wearing perfume?
Shadow: What!? No!! They have it on men's cologne.
Sonic: Right.
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Sonic the Hedgehog - Questions & Answers (Part Deux)
RandomDate of Creation: October 27, 2020 This is part two of my Sonic Q&A book. This book is fan-made and not affiliated with SEGA. WARNING: Some of the pages contains mild language. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG characters © SEGA, SEGA, the SEGA logo and Sonic The...
