TO: Sonic the Hedgehog
FROM: nicx777
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DARE
I dare Sonic to take swimming lessons.
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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Sonic: Oh, hell no!!
Knuckles: Oh, hell yes! And you'll finally stop whining over your fear of water!
Sonic: (looks outside and gasps) Oh, but look! Amy's pool is frozen solid! So, no swimming for me.
Silver: My house has an indoor swimming pool.
Sonic: Damn it!!!
[Time Card: Five Minutes Later.]
[Everyone was at the pool.]
Amy: Are you ready, Sonic?
Sonic: No!
Tails: Oh, come on, Sonic. It's just water. It's not like we're making you swim in toxic waste or something.
Sonic: Yeah, but you know if I go into water, I sink like a rock! (interrupts Knuckles before he could say something) Knuckles, I swear to Chaos, if you say a fat joke, I'm gonna kill you!
Knuckles: (mutters) Geez, rude much?
Shadow: Ugh!! We're burning daylight! (pushes Sonic into the pool)
Sonic: Ahh!!! Shadow, you are so dead!!
Shadow: I pushed you in the shallow side. So, start swimming!
[Sonic started to swim. But truthfully, he was actually walking.]
Tails: Man. Teaching Sonic to swim sure is impossible.
Knuckles: Yeah. He's been running around water-themed areas for years, and he's never been scared.
Silver: I think he just wouldn't want to admit it.
[Time Card: Four Minutes Later.]
Silver: Hm? I don't see Sonic anywhere in the pool!
Amy: Sonic, how long are you gonna stay on the shallow side?
Tails: (pulls out his phone) Oh, I got a text!
Knuckles: Who texted you?
Tails: Sonic.
Shadow: What does he want now?
Tails: He said, "I'm not on the shallow side anymore."
Knuckles: Well, it's about time.
Tails: Uh... This text was made four minutes ago.
Knuckles: Oh, crap!!
[Knuckles and Shadow quickly pulls Sonic out of the pool and Sonic was coughing.]
Tails: I guess you're not really a good swimmer after all.
Sonic: (angrily) Oh, ya think!?
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Sonic the Hedgehog - Questions & Answers (Part Deux)
RandomDate of Creation: October 27, 2020 This is part two of my Sonic Q&A book. This book is fan-made and not affiliated with SEGA. WARNING: Some of the pages contains mild language. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG characters © SEGA, SEGA, the SEGA logo and Sonic The...
