TO: Sonic the Hedgehog and Friends
FROM: water-melon69
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DARE
In celebration of the next episode, I dare everyone to watch all current episodes of "The Sonic & Knuckles Show" by Freggie.
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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Knuckles: Huh? You mean we have to watch all five episodes of it?
Sonic: It sure seems like it.
Tails: Okay, here we go! (plays video on the monitor)
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Amy: Okay, what a weird way to start the episode.
Knuckles: Am... am I drinking from a flower vase?
Sonic: Yes, yes you are.
Tails: Oh, my Chaos! Sonic's phone just ate his food!
Amy: And also spitted out some gross frog thing! Eww!!
Sonic and Knuckles: Oh, my Gaia!
Knuckles: I looked hideous!
Sonic: Hey, I am not interested in lesbians!
Tails: Okay, here's episode two. (plays another video)
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Knuckles: Ha-ha! What a loser!
Rouge: What the--? Is that a hand puppet of himself?
Amy: Weird.
Sonic: Did they really have to make me say that?
Shadow: Yes, yes, they did.
Silver: Oh, boy, montage time.
Sonic: Okay, the video's back and-- What the hell!?
[Everyone saw Eggman naked and was screaming and puking while Omega was having a malfunction.]
Blaze: (covers her eyes) Please tell me it's over!!
[The scene changes.]
Silver: It's over!
Blaze: (uncovers her eyes) Phew! Safe and sound.
Sonic: (chuckles) Fat man!
Knuckles: What a clever name.
Shadow: Wow, Eggman's was a total sissy in that scene.
Tails: Okay...? Here's episode three. (plays another video)
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Silver: Tails is going to rehab? That's new.
Tails: What the--!? I'm too young for drugs!!
Knuckles: I can't believe that Sonic and I are being bested by rats! Unbelievable.
Shadow: Especially that part where Sonic was triggered when a rat called Amy. How sad.
Sonic: Shut up!
Amy: Shadow's watching SpongeBob? Wow.
Blaze: Not just that, he's also some kind of mercenary?
Shadow: Now one of those things I can agree with.
Tails: Did they have to put in a Sonic Boom reference?
Knuckles: Yes, yes, they did.
Sonic: This is one weird episode.
Tails: Okay, here's episode four. (plays another video)
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Silver: Uhh... "Chao zombies"?
Amy: How disturbing.
Rouge: Chao karate? Are you kidding me?
Sonic: Let's just see how it goes.
Blaze: Okay, this battle was weird, yet good at the same time.
Knuckles: Uh-huh.
Tails: And lastly, here's episode five. (plays another video)
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Knuckles: The hell, am I having an online dinner date with a robot?
[Everyone else started laughing.]
Knuckles: Hey, it's not funny!!
Sonic: Yeah, it is!
Tails: Why did they do this to me!?
Silver: They also made Cream some kind of creepy demon child.
Sonic: Pineapple pizza is gross!
Shadow: Seriously? Tails gets an actual acid trip while mine is just based off my game?
Amy: Hey, I am not that creepy towards Sonic!
Knuckles: What the--!? Who the hell was that floating monster head!?
Silver: I don't know!
Sonic: Ha! Eggman got what he deserved.
Tails: Uh-huh.
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Sonic the Hedgehog - Questions & Answers (Part Deux)
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