Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction

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-November 7th 2002-

   I am hanging out with Monica at her and Zakery's apartment.Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters.

Ross:Did Rachel tell you we hired a male nanny?.

Monica:Yeah!.I think that's great.

Ross:Oh really?.Did she tell you he plays the recorder,recites poetry and bakes Madeleines?.

Elizabeth:Oh...How are they?.

Ross:"Looks like in heaven".Lighter than air."Serious".But that's not the point.

Joey:"Enters".Hey!.

Ross:Hey!.Rachel and I hired a male nanny.

Joey:"Surprised".Really?.Guys do that?. That's...weird

Ross:Thank you!.

Joey:That's like a woman wanting to be a...

Ross:A what?,A what?.

Elizabeth:What's the end of that sentence?.

Monica:Yes...What is the end of that sentence?.

Joey:Uhm...A penis model.

   Me and Monica stare at Joey as Ross pats his back.

Joey:Anyway hey...Did you tell Zak that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?.

Monica:Yeah so?.

Elizabeth,Ross:Wow!

Joey:Really?.Do you not know Zakery?.

Monica:Is that why he's acting so weird?. He's jealous?.Oh my God that is crazy.It's not like I'm attracted to Geoffrey.

Joey:So what?.Being funny is Zakery and Chandler's thing...You know like Ross's thing is."Thinking".

Ross:Science?.Academia?.Being a good father?.

Joey:No."Thinking".

Monica:I can't believe he's that upset about this.

Elizabeth:Monica you have to do some damage control here okay.

Joey:Yeah cause he's feeling like-

The door opens and Zakery walks in with a pizza.

Zakery:Hey!.

Elizabeth:Hey.

Joey:Hey!,Hey!.

Zakery:What are you guys talking about?.

Ross:Uhm...Rachel and I hired a male nanny.

Zakery:You got a man who's a nanny?.You got a manny?.

   Monica starts laughing but very exaggerated.I join in and Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross and soon the three of us are laughing and Zakery seems happy.