Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction

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-May 11th 1995-

   At the hospital Me,Ross,Rachel,Chandler, Joey and Monica are in the waiting room waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive including Phoebe.

Ross:She's not here yet.She's not here.She's having my baby and she's not here.

Monica:I'm sure everything's fine.

Elizabeth:Has her water broke yet?.

Ross:I don't know but when I spoke to her she said she had already passed the mucus plug.

Joey makes a sound of disgust.

Joey:Do we have to know about that?.

Monica:Joeu what are you gonna do when you have a baby?.

Joeu:I'm gonna be in the waiting room handing out cigars.

Chandler:Yes Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's.

Elizabeth:If i was giving birth I'd want the father with me.

Ross:God I don't believe this.She could be giving birth in the cab.

Rachel:Oh Ross relax.It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.

Everyone looks at Rachel.

Rachel:What it's ok when Chandler and Elizabeth does it?.

Chandler:You have to pick your moments.

Phoebe arrives  guitar in hand and i grin.

Phoebe:Did I miss it,did I miss it?.

Ross:She's not even here yet.

Monica:What's with the guitar?.

Phoebe:I just thought we might be here for awhile.You know things might get musical.

Elizabeth:One of my favorite things."Smiles".

Carol and Susan arrive.

Ross:"To Carol".Where the hell have you been?.

Susan:We stopped at the gift shop.

Carol:I was looking at stuffed animals and Susan wanted a Chunky.

Ross:Susan wanted a Chunky.We're having a bavy ok a bavy you don't stop for Chunkys.

Chandler:I used to have that bumper sticker.

   Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment.

Chandler:"To Rachel".You see what I mean.

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   Later in the Waiting Room Chandler is falling asleep on my shoulder as Monica sitscon the opposite side of him.

Monica:I want a baby.

Chandler:Mmm.Not tonight honey.I got an early day tomorrow.