-February 15th 2001-
At Monica and Zakery's Me,Chandler, Monica and Zakery are eating lunch when we start to hear a horrible screeching noise.
Elizabeth:What is that?
Chandler:I think it’s the dying cat parade.
Zakery:It sounds like it’s coming from across the street.
Zakery and Chandler turn around and look.
Zakery,Chandler:Oh my God!.
Monica:What?.
Zakery:Y’know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?!.He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said You’re half Scottish right?.
Monica:No!.
Zakery:Yes!.
Chandler:Hey I'm half Scottish too.
Elizabeth:"Sarcastically".Just when you think the being a lot like Zakery can't get any creepier.
I get up and look into Ross’s apartment he is playing the Bagpipes.Soon Monica,Zakery and Chandler get up and move to the window.
Monica:No there is no way!.It can not be Ross!.
Monica looks through the window and sees Ross practicing and fumbling around with the pipes.
Monica:Unbelievable!.Why is your family Scottish?!.
Zakery:Why is your family Ross?!.
Monica:He cannot play at our wedding.I mean everyone will leave.I mean come on that is just noise!.It’s not even a song!.
Elizabeth:If you listen very carefully I think its Celebration by Cool and the Gang.
Chandler:Huh.
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-February 22nd 2001-
At Central Perk Me,Chandler,Monica and Zakery are talking.Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee.
Monica:What about the second minister we meet with?.I kinda liked him.
Zakery:You mean the spitter?.
Monica:Come on!.It wasn’t that bad!.
Zakery:Easy for you to say you’ll be wearing a veil.
Monica:All right what about the third guy?.
ZakeryYou mean the guy who kept staring at your chest?.
Monica:Can you blame him?.
Zakery:Sorry I just don’t like the idea of when I say I do he’s thinking Yeah I’d do her too.
Monica:Well then we still have a problem.
Zakery:Yeah.
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Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction
FanfictionElizabeth Monroe (Audrey Landers) is a Singer,Actress and sometimes dancer for certain roles.She is an old friend and sister by heart of Phoebe Buffay's...Little does she know thru Phoebe she'll find family and Love.
