Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction

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-June 12th 1998-

    At the Hospital Me and Chandler run in to see everyone at check in.

Ross:Hey what took you guys so long?.Your cab left when ours did.

Elizabeth:Well we.we had to go back because I forget my jacket at my apartment.

Chandler:That's right.

   Monica,Rachel and Ross stare at me for a moment.

Rachel:You.you're not wearing a jacket.

Elizabeth:Oh man.I did it again.

Phoebe begins standing up.

Phoebe:Okay so um somebody has to call Frank and Alice.

    As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.

Phoebe:And then my mom wants to know."See's Joey".Joey what are you doing?!.

Joey:I gotta get the before shot.

   She shakes her head and later on we are in the delivery room and Rachel and Ross are entering.

Rachel:Hi Pheebs?.Okay so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.

Phoebe:What?!.

Ross:Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.

Phoebe:Oh my God she's so stupid.

Elizabeth:Look Pheebs,Pheebs it's gonna be okay.

Phoebe:That's easy for you to say.I don't see three kids coming out your vagina.

Rachel:Honey listen y'know what?.The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.

Ross:Yeah he's head of the department.

Phoebe:All right Oh!,Oh dead God save me.

Monica:What?.

Phoebe:I'm having my first contraction.

Chandler:Oh no.

Phoebe:Oh it's not bad.

Chandler:Okay.

Joey:Oh!."In an announcer voice".And so the miracle of life begins and-

   Joey grabs his side and doubles over in pain.

Elizabeth:Hey!.You okay?.

Joey:Oh something hurts.

Phoebe:Oh it's sympathy pains.Oh that's so sweet.

Joey:Are they?.I didn't know I cared that much.

The doctor enters.

Ross:Hello.

???:Hi.Phoebe I'm Dr.Harad I'm going to be delivering your babies.I want you to know you're gonna be in good hands.I've been doing this for a long time.I'll be back in a minute to do your internal in the meantime just relax because everything here looks great.And also I love Fonzie."Leaves".