Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction

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-April 7th 1996-

At Monica and Rachel's apartment.Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben.

Monica:So your first whole weekend without Ben what're you guys gonna do?.

Carol:Uh we're going down to Colonial Williamsburg.

Susan:Yeah a woman I went to college with just became the first female blacksmith down there.

Ross:Well ya know they're a little behind the times in Colonial Williamsburg.

Carol:Think I better go before mommy starts weeping.

Ross:Bye mommy.

Carol,Susan:We love you.Bye.

Ross:Have a good time.

The women leave.

Ross:Ok Ben.

Monica:Ross.

Rose:Yeah.

Monica:Look.

We look at Joey in the kitchen with a cigar in his mouth looking at his reflection in a spatul.

Elizabeth:Joey do you know we can see you from here?.

Joey:How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?.

Ross:Well for starters you may want to light it and lose the spatula.

Monica:You know what I think it's cute you trying to be more like Richard.

We all walk over to Joey after Ross puts Ben down in his playpen.

Joey:Not like him per-se just not un-like him.

Chandler enters with his hair full of mousse and a moustache.

Ross:Look it's the artist formerly known as Chandler.

Chandler:Just trying something here ya know.

Monica:So Joey why didn't you grow a moustache?.

Joey:Oh we flipped for it.I got the cigar,he got the moustache.Figured if we both grew it we'd look like dorks.

Ross:Yeah you really sidestepped that land mine.

Chandler:Hey listen we've gotta go I promised Richard we'd meet him downstairs.

Monica:You're meeting Richard?.

Joey:Yeah we're going to a Ranger game.

Chandler:Yeah didn't he tell ya?.

Monica:Well he told me he was going out with the guys I just didn't know that you were the guys.

Chandler:You hear that?.We're the guys.

Joey:We're the guys.

Monica:With that moustache doesn't Chandler remind you of Aunt Sylvia?.

Ross:Thank you.

The boys smile and nod and after a few minutes they leave and after saying our goodbyes I get a yogurt from the fridge and begin eating it.

Elizabeth:"Blushing".I think the moustache suits Chandler.

Monica just looks and stares at me and then she smirks.

Monica:Oh really?.What are your other thoughts?.

Elizabeth:"Blushing".W-what?...Well if he got a hat he could be a cowboy."Shrugs".

Monica:Oh honey you got it bad.