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-November 12th 1998-

At Central Perk Me,Chandler and Joey are hanging out and Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling.

Chandler:Are you looking at naked tribe's women?.

Joey:No look."Shows him the magazine".

Chandler:That's a pig.

Joey:I know,I know but look at the knobs on her.

Ross enters and his hair is a mess.

Elizabeth:Hey.

Joey quickly hides the magazine under the couch.

Ross:Emily's cousin kicked me out.

Elizabeth,Chandler:What?!.

Joey:Why?.

Ross:Well when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back.

Chandler:How can he do that?.Didn't you sign a lease?.

Ross:Who needs a lease when it's family.

Joey:Hey you can stay with us!.We'll take care of ya.

Chandler:Oh yeah.Absolutely.Anything you need man.But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair.

Joey:Yeah.

Ross:You got it.

Joey:Okay.

Ross:Thanks you guys I really appreciate this.All right I'm gonna get packing again. Man I've been moving around so much I'm beginning to feel like a nomad.

Joey starts giggling.

Ross:What?.

Elizabeth:He thought you said gonad.

Joey starts laughing.

Later on at Chandler and Joey's we enter to find boxes strewn about the apartment.

Joey:Ross?.

Ross enters from the bathroom.

Ross:Hey roomies.

Chandler:Love what you've done with the place.

Ross:Oh yeah I know,I know it's a lot of boxes but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here.

Joey:Not a problem.And listen hey.Since you're gonna be here for a while why don't I was thinking we uh put your name on the answering machine.

Chandler:Oh yeah!.

Ross:Oh I uh hope you don't mind I kinda uh jazzed it up a little.Check this out.

Ross plays the greeting and We Will Rock You starts to play and Ross's voice comes over it."We will,we will,call you back".

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