Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction

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-February 20th 1995-

   Me,Monica,Rachel and Phoebe are all at  Central Perk talking to Ross.

Ross:I don't know whether he's testing me or just acting out but my monkey is out of control.But he keeps erasing the messages on my machine supposedly by accident.

Rachel:No yeah I've done that.

Ross:And then like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did and peed all over the crossword.

Rachel:I've never done that.

Joey and Chandler enter Central Perk.

Everyone:Hey guys!,Hey!.

Joey:Hey Pheebs guess who we saw today.

Phoebe:Oh,oh fun!.Okay...um Liam Neeson.

Joey:Nope.

Phoebe:Morly Safer.

Joey:Nope.

Phoebe:The woman who cuts my hair.

Monica:Okay look this could be a really long game.

Chandler:Your sister Ursula.

Phoebe"Her face dropping".Oh really.

   Uh-oh this may not end well.I know of Phoebe and her sisters history.

Chandler:Yeah,yeah she works over at that place uh...

Phoebe:Rift's.Yeah I know.

Chandler:Oh you do?.Because she said you guys haven't talked in like years.

Phoebe:Hm?.Yeah.So um is she fat?.

Joey:Not from where I was standing.

Phoebe:"Turning to Chandler".Where were you standing?.

Rachel:Um Pheebs so you guys just don't get along?.

Phoebe:It's mostly just dumb sister stuff you knos I mean like everyone always thought of her as the pretty one you know...Oh,oh, she was the first one to start walking even though I did it...later that same day.But to my parents by then it was like yeah,right well what else is new?.

Ross:Oh Pheebs I'm sorry I've got to go.I've got Lamaze class.

Chandler:Oh and I've got Earth Science but I'll catch you in Gym.

Rachel:So is this just gonna be you and Carol?.

Ross:No Susan's gonna be there too.We've got dads,we've got lesbians,the whole parenting team.

Rachel:Well isn't,isn't that gonna be weird?.

Ross:No,no."Distractedly putting on a jacket to go out".I mean it mighta been at first but by now I-I think I'm pretty comfortable with the whole situation.

Monica:Ross that's my jacket.

Ross:I know.

    Me and Rachel grin as Ross removes the girlie jacket and grabs his own then rushes out.