Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction

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-May 12th 1995-

   At Central Perk Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy.Ben to us.

Ross:And here's little Ben nodding off...

Monica:Awe look at Aunt Monica's little boy.

Phoebe:Oh look he's got Ross's haircut.

Rachel:Oh let me see!."Grabs picture".Oh God is he just the sweetest thing?.You must just want to kiss him all over!.

Ross:"Quietly".That would be nice.

Chandler:Pfft.

Rachel:Pardon?.

Chandler:Nothing just a little extra air in my mouth.Pffft.Pffffffft.

   Chandler walks over to where Joey is seated and I get up following him as Joey is looking at his check.

Joey:Hey Chan can you help me out here?.I promise I'll pay you back.

Chandler:Oh yeah right Ok...inlcuding the waffles last week you now owe me...17 jillion dollars.

Joey:I will really.I'll pay you back this time.

Chandler:"Sighs".And where's this money coming from?."Gives money to Joey".

Joey:Well...I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U.Med School with some...research.

Elizabeth,Ross:What kind of research?.

Joey:Oh just y'know....science.

Ross:Science.Yeah I think I've heard of that.

Joey:"Sighs".It's a fertility study.

Rachel:"Laughs".

Monica:Oh Joey please tell me you're only donating your time.

Joey:Alright come on you guys it's not that big a deal.Really...I mean I just go down there every other day and...make my contribution to the project.Hey,hey but at the end of two weeks I get seven hundred dollars.

Ross:Hey.

Phoebe:Wow oh you're gonna be making money hand over fist!.

Elizabeth:"Laughs".

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-May 15th 1995-

   At Monica and Rachel's Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday.

Monica:Ok we got the cole slaw,we got the buns...

Phoebe:We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys ew..."Hands meat to Monica".

Chandler and Joey enter with charcoal.

Chandler:"In a deep voice".Men are here.