Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction

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-December 27th 1994-

   At Monica and Rachel's.Ross is entering the apartment.

Ross:Guys?.There's a somebody I'd like you to meet.

   A monkey jumps on to his shoulder and I smile.

Everyone:Oh!.

Monica:W-wait.What is that?.

Ross:That...would be Marcel.You wanna say hi?.

Monica:No,no I don't.

Rachel:Oh he is precious.

Elizabeth:This makes me want a pet.

Rachel:Where did you get him?.

Ross:My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.

Phoebe:That is so cruel.Why?,Why would a parent name their child Bethel?.

Chandler:Hey that monkey's got a Ross on its ass.

Monica:Ross is he gonna live with you like in your apartment?.

Ross:Yeah.I mean it's been kinda quiet since Carol left so.

Monica:Why don't you just get a roommate?.

Ross:Nah I dunno I think you reach a certain age having a roommate is kinda pathe...sorry that's,that's pathet which is Sanskrit for really cool way to live.

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   At Central Perk Me and Joey enter inside together.

Everyone:Hey Joey....Hey Liz....Hey buddy.

Monica:So how'd it go?.

Joey:Ah I didn't get the job.

Ross:How could you not get it?.You were Santa last year.

Joey:I dunno.Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager.He's not even jolly it's all political.

Monica:So what are you gonna be?.

Joey:Uh I'm gonna be one of his helpers.It's just such a slap in the face y'know?.

Rachel:Hey do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's?.

   Everyone else protests and hits her with cushions.

Rachel:Gee what?!.What is wrong with New Year's?.

Chandler:Nothing for you,you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops!.Man I'm talking loud!.

Rachel:Well, for your information.Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.

Phoebe:Yeah you wish.

Chandler:It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday.I say this year,no dates,we make a pact.Just the 7 of us dinner.

Everyone:Yeah,okay.Alright.

Elizabeth:Not bad idea.

Chandler:Y'know I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.

Everyone:Woooo!.Yeah!.

Rachel:Phoebe you're on.

Phoebe:Oh,oh good.

Rachel:"Into microphone".Okay hi.Ladies and gentlemen back by popular demand Miss Phoebe Buffay.Wooh!.

Phoebe:"Takes mic".Thanks hi.Um I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year."Shakes bell then sings".I made a man with eyes of coal,And a smile so bewitchin,How was I supposed to know,That my mom was dead in the kitchen?."Shakes bell"?La,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,lala...