-October 16th 1997-
At Monica and Rachel's we are all eating breakfast.Chandler is cleaning out his wallet.
Elizabeth:Hey!.New wallet huh?.
Chandler:Yeah it was time.The old condom ring in the leather just doesn’t say cool anymore.
Monica:Rachel.
Rachel:What?.
Monica:You just put an empty carton back in the fridge.
Rachel:Oh yeah I know but the garbage was full.
Monica:Have you ever taken out the trash?."Hands her the garbage".
Rachel:Well, I thought you liked doing it.
Rachel starts out the door and stops.
Elizabeth:Third door on the left.
Rachel:Right!.
Soon Rachel returns in tears.
Monica:God.If you’re gonna cry about it.
Monica grabs the box and goes to through it out and Rachel tells everyone of her experience in the garbage room.
Joey:Whoa,whoa Treeger made you cry?.
Rachel:Yes.And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
Joey:I’m gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.
Monica:Joey please don’t do that.I think it’s best that we just forget about it.
Rachel:That’s easy for you to say you weren’t almost just killed.
Joey:All right that’s it school is in session.
Joey leaves and slams the door and Monica picks up a card from Chandler's wallet.
Monica:My God.Is this a gym card?.
Chandler:Oh yeah gym member.I try to go four times a week but I’ve missed the last 1200 times.
Ross:So why don’t you quit?.
Chandler:You don’t think I’ve tried?.You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month?.No they make you go all the way down there.Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you.Then they bring out Maria.
Ross:Who is Maria?.
Chandler:Oh Maria.You can’t say no to her she’s like this lycra spandex covered gym…treat.
Ross:You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?.
Chandler:No.
Ross:So you’re strong enough to face her on your own?.
Chandler:Oh no you’ll have to come.
Elizabeth:And i have work.
I say my goodbye's and I leave as my heart breaks...When will I have the courage to confess my feelings?.
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Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction
FanfictionElizabeth Monroe (Audrey Landers) is a Singer,Actress and sometimes dancer for certain roles.She is an old friend and sister by heart of Phoebe Buffay's...Little does she know thru Phoebe she'll find family and Love.
