Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction

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-May 4th 1995-

   At Central Perk Chandler is sitting on the table.

Chandler:Hello Rachel.

Rachel:Get off.

   Chandler gets off the table and sits next to me.

Phoebe:"Points at Joey's pen".Uh,uh gimme...Can you see me operating a drill press?.

Joey:I don't know.What are you wearing?.

   Me,Chandler,Monica and Phoebe all look at him.

Ross:Pheebs why would you want to operate a drill press?.

Phoebe:Just for some short term work.You know until I get back some of my massage clients.

Chandler:Pirates again?."Gets up".

Phoebe:No nothing like that.I was just...such a dummie.I taught this massage yourself at home workshop...And they are.

Joey:Hey,hey Chan.She could work for you.

Chandler:"Sarcastically".Thanks Joey that's a good idea.

Phoebe:What...I could,I could do it.What is it?.

Chandler:Well my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks.She is having one of her boobs redused.

Ross looks at him.

Chandler:It's a whole big boob story.

I hold a chuckle at that.

Phoebe:I could be a secretary.

Chandler:Well you know Pheebs.I don't know if it's your kinda thing because it involves a lot of being normal.For a large portion of the day.

Phoebe:I could do that.

Ross's beeper goes off.

Rachel:What are you playing with?.

Ross:Oh it's my new beeper.

Elizabeth:What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?.

Monica:Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. Help,come quick,they're still extinct.

I chuckle at Monica's comment.

Ross:No it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am.I mean all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO.

Chandler:A cool phone number and a possible name for the kid.

Monica:All right I'll see you guys later."Gets up".

Rachel:Off to see young Ethan?.

Monica:Thank you.

Joey:How young is young Ethan?.Young?.

Monica:He's...our age.

Chandler:When we were?.

Monica:Okay he's a senior in college.

Elizabeth:College?.

Chandler:Whoa!.And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?.

Monica:No of course not.It's not even an issue.Cause I told him I was 22.

Everyone:What?.

Monica:Oh I can't pass for 22?.

Phoebe:Well maybe 25-26.

Monica:I am 26.

Phoebe:There you go.

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