Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction

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-January 5th 1995-

   At Monica and Rachel's.Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.

Chandler:Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?.

Monica:He doesn't have anyone.

Phoebe:Yeah we,we feel kinda responsible.

Joey:I can't believe you said woowoo.I don't even say woowoo.

Rachel:Oh she's coming up!,She's coming up!."Turns on the TV".

(Jay Leno:Folks when we come back we'll be talking about her new book Euphoria unbound by the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing.You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one)

   All of us besides Chandler has settled down to watch the TV.

Chandler:Y'know.we don't have to watch this.Weekend At Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO and Cinemax.

Rachel:No way forget it.

Joey:C'mon she's your mom!.

Chandler:Exactly.Weekend At Bernie's. Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times!.No?.

Elizabeth:She's your mom...Be Atleast a inch supportive.

Rachel:Chandler I gotta tell you I love your mom's books!,I love her books!.I cannot get on a plane without one!.I mean this is so cool.

Chandler:Yeah well you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of Mistress Bitch.

Ross:C'mon Chandler I love your mom.I think she's a blast.

Chandler:You can say that because she's not your mom.

Ross:Oh please...

Rachel opens the door to see Paolo.

Paolo:Bona sera.

Rachel:Oh hi sweetie.

The couple kisses.

Ross:When did Rigatoni get back from Rome?.

Monica:Last night.

Ross:Ah so then his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire?... Just a dream I had but phew.

Phoebe:Hey,hey,hey!.She's on!.

Paolo:Ah!.Nora Bing!.

(Jay Leno:Now what is this about you,you being arrested i-in London?.What is that all about?.)

Elizabeth:Your mom was arrested?.

Chandler:Shhh busy beaming with pride.

(Nora:This is kind of embarrassing but occasionally after I've been intimate with a man...)

Chandler:Now why would she say that's embarrassing?.

Everyone:Shhh.

(Nora:I just get this craving for Kung Pow Chicken.)

Chandler:"Yells".Thats Too Much Information!.

(Jay Leno:Alright so now you're doing this whole book tour thing how is that going?.

Nora:Oh fine.I'm leaving for New York tomorrow which I hate but I get to see my son who I love...)

Everyone:Awe!.

Chandler:This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone.

(Jay Leno:Y'know don't take this wrong I-I just don't see you a-as a mon somehow...I don't mean that,I don't mean that bad...