Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction

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-February 17th 1995-

   At Monica and Rachel's Chandler walks in wearing a suit.

Chandler:Can you see my nipples through this shirt?.

Rachel:No.But don't worry I'm sure they're still there.

Elizabeth:You look nice.Don't worry.

Phoebe:Where are you going Mr. Suity-Man?

Chandler:Well I have an appointment to see Dr.Robert Pillman career counselor a-gogo...I added the a-gogo.

Rachel:Career counselor?.

Chandler:Hey you guys all know what you want to do.

Rachel:I don't!.

Chandler:Hey you guys in the living room all know what you want to do.You know,you have goals.You have dreams.I don't have a dream.

Ross:Ah the lesser-known I don't have a dream speech.

Elizabeth:I don't remember hearing Martin Luther King saying that.

Monica enters very excited.

Monica:Oh I love my life,I love my life!.

Phoebe:Oh!.Brian's Song.

Rachel:The meeting with the guy went great?.

Monica:So great!.He showed me where the restaurant's going to be.It's this,it's this cute little place on 10th Street.Not too big,not too small.Just right.

Chandler:Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?.

Elizabeth:"Laughs".Any porridge being made?.

Monica:So anyway I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night.You know kind of like an audition.And Phoebe he really wants you to be here which will be great for me because then you can oh and ah and make yummy noises.

Rachel:What are you going to make?.

Phoebe:Yummy noises.

Rachel:And Monica what are you going to make?.

Monica:I don't know.I don't know.It's just going to be so great!.

Phoebe:Oh!.I know what you could make!.

   Phoebe runs over to join Monica and Rachel in the kitchen.

Phoebe:I know!.Oh you should definitely make that thing...you know with the stuff...You know that thing...with the stuff?. Ok I don't know."Sits down".

Ross:Hey guys does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?.

Joey:How about Tony's?.If you can finish a 32-ounce steak it's free.

Ross:Ok ahem hey does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma?.

Chandler:Who are you going out with?.

Phoebe:Oh is this the bug lady?.

Rachel:"Trying to sound like a bug".Bzzzz.... I love you Ross.

Ross:Her name is Celia.She's not a bug lady. She's curator of insects at the museum.

Elizabeth:So what are you guys going to do?.

Ross:Oh I just thought we could go out to dinner and then maybe bring her back to my place and I'd introduce her to my monkey.

Chandler:And he's not speaking metaphorically.

   I chuckle and I say my goodbye's and i leave off to work.