Team Shorts

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Fun little bits that aren't actually connected to the main story. These are just for fun.
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Y/N is flying through the city with Iron Heart.

Iron Heart: Hey, where do those flames come from?

Y/N stops to think about it.

Y/N: I don't know. I've never thought about that before.

Your flames suddenly go out and you end up falling.

(Chibi Y/N ribbing on Iron Heart's back)
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Iron Fist is eating cereal when Nova walks in. He opens the fridge and sees that the milk jug is empty. Nova turns to Iron Fist.

Nova: Did you use all the milk?

Iron Fist nods. Nova kicks the table in half. He then walks out while pointing at Iron Fist.

(Chibi Nova practicing karate on a dummy with Iron Fist's tape on it)
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Venom is eating food while Y/N is flipping through the channels.

Y/N: Loud House?

Venom: Too crazy.

Y/N: Real Housewives?

Venom: Too fake.

Y/N: Steven Universe?

Venom: You wanna die?

Y/N: The weather girl on the news?

Venom: Yessss.

(Chibi Y/N and Venom watching TV covered in crumbs)
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Viv is sitting on the couch when Marvel slowly creeps up from behind.

Marvel: Psst.

Viv: Yes?

Marvel: Can, can you, do stuff?

Viv: What stuff?

Marvel: Like, naughty stuff?

Viv: I do download movies illegally.

Marvel: No like....what kind of movies.

Viv: Disney mostly.

Marvel sits next to her as Viv projects a hologram showing a list of movies.

(Chibi everyone watching pirated movies)
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Y/N slids into the spot light holding a top hat.

Y/N: Oh sweet baby~

Spider Kid slids in next to him holding his own top hat.

Spider Kid: My sweet baby~

Iron Fist appears behind both of them with a fan.

Iron Fist: Oh sweet honey~

Nova slids in on his knees wearing a blonde wing.

Nova: AND IIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOUUUUUU!

The lights turn on as everyone looks at him.

Nova: Did I miss my cue?

(Chibi Y/N, Miles, Nova, and Iron Fist doing a line dance)
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On the same stage, a fake tower stands there with Ghost Spider leaning through the window.

Ghost Spider: Oh Romeo blah blah blah.

Iron Fist walks into the light.

Iron Fist: My sweet Julliet....

Nova slids in still wearing the wig.

Nova: AND IIIIIIIII....

(Chibi Spider Kid and Ghost Spider webbing up Nova who is annoyed)
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Viv is sitting on the couch alone. Marvel jumps on the couch next to her.

Marvel: I got side tracked last time but I have you now. Can your do stuff?

Viv: I can do a lot of things.

Marvel: No! Like, like, doing the naughty.

Before Viv could answer, Widow walks in. She grabs the android and walks away while glaring at Marvel.

(Chibi Widow lecturing Marvel about writing smut)
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Kitty and Laura are sitting in Kitty's room reading magazines. Through the window you can see Y/N, Marvel, Viv, and Iron Heart fighting for their lives against a bad guy.

Laura: Should we help them?

Kitty: It's not our day for patrol.

(Chibi Y/N, Marvel, Viv, and Iron Heart sitting on the couch covered in bandages and bruises)
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That's all I got for now folks! I'll write things like this everyone once and a while.

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