Monster (Marvel Male Reader)

The Archer and The Monster

Venom: Could you be anymore awkward?

Was that a challenge? Cause no. You couldn't be anymore awkward. After Clint introduced you to Katie, he suggested the two of you go and look at the Program's tower. Katie was going to stay with the Avengers until Widow had a room for her, but she was still expected to train and go to school. Right now you were walking down the busy streets of New York with Kaite looking around.

Venom: Talk to her.

Y/N: About what?

Venom: Anything you nerd!

Fine. Hey how's the weather? No. So you like bows? No. How goes the super hero life? Why was this suddenly so hard.

Venom: You damn..jussst repeat after me.

Y/N: Is this your first time in New York?

Katie nodded. She kept looking around. Not a girl of many words huh?

Katie: Do you guys have any clubs here?

Y/N: Clubs?

Katie: Places to hang out and get a decent drink?

Venom: Why doesss ssshe remind me of Danny?

You suddenly pieced it together. She was from California! Oh my God, you have another hippie. And what's worse, she's a party girl. At least she'll get along with Kitty.

Y/N: I can't say I've even been to one. I can't get drunk because of my healing factor.

Katie began to smirk as she looked at you.

Katie: I feel like I'm being challenged.

What? No. That wasn't a challenge. How did this already blow up in your face?!

Y/N: I-I'm good. Last time I drank i ended up throwing up everywhere.

That was way before you had a healing factor. The Old Man had somehow gotten a bottle of scotch and decided you should have some. He wasn't accounting on you drinking half the bottle.

Katie: Then we'll have to work on that. Maybe we can dance a bit to.

She got closer to you.

Katie: Maybe get a bit sweaty.

Venom: And I thought Cat came on ssstrong.

Speaking of Cat, you spotted her walking out of a shop down the street. Thank you God!

Y/N: Since you're new here, why don't I introduce you to some people.

Good cover. You walked over and called out for Felicia. She looked around before she spotted you. She smiled.

Felicia: Hey Y/N. Who's this?

You wrapped and arm around her and signaled to Katie.

Y/N: This is Katie Bishop. A new coworker I'm showing around.

Felicia slid out of your grasp and shook the other girl's hand.

Felicia: I'm Felicia. Y/N's girlfriend.

Just her saying that made your heart warm up. It was easy to get lost in this crazy life of yours. Felicia was your rock to reality.

Katie: It's nice to meet you. You seem like an interesting girl. Maybe you could help me out?

Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no. Felicia's eyes turned mischievous. Looks like the cat's out.

Cat: I think I know exactly what you're looking for.