9th member; of Stray Kids

Things Stray kids once said

Suri: I guess I'm just too rough to cry

Minho: You were crying like 5 minutes ago about snakes

Suri *Crying*: They don't have any arms

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Chan to Woojin: I just heard Seungmin and Suri talking about how they're going to decorate the house after we die so we're sleeping in shifts now.

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Jisung: Can I get some hho

Woojin: We're not in a strip club, Jisung.

Suri: He means water.

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Felix: Okay now I'm scared.

Changbin: Don't be

Suri: Yes, we're here with you.

Felix Guys, you're what's scaring me.

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Suri: *walks in smiling*: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Hyunjin angrily: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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(AT SCHOOL)

Teacher: Suri, please find America on the map.
Suri: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now I.N, who found America?
I.N: Suri Noona

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Suri *Literally not doing anything at all at her room*

Hyunjin *opening the door aggressively*: Are you trying to start a fucking fight with me?

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Suri: Do blind people see in their dreams?

Changbin: Do deaf people hear their thoughts?

Felix: Do you ever shut the fuck up?

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Hyunjin: anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid

Suri: Hyunjin

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Seungmin: Suri?

Suri: Hmm?

Seungmin: Why are we laying on the ground?

Suri: You got punched and passed out, so I laid beside you so people will just think that we're chilling.

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Minho: Can I get a sip of your water?

Suri: its not water.

Minho: Vodka? Oh I like your style-

Seungmin: Vinger.

Minho: what?

Seungmin: She's drinking vinger.

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Minho: *Holds the door open for Suri after grocery shopping* 

Minho: After you.

Suri: No no after you

Minho: No I insist, after you

Jisung: *Holding all the shopping bags* 

Jisung: I don't want to rush you, but these are heavy

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Chan to Woojin: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Woojin: You're my award.

Jisung to Suri: You deserve an award for putting up with me. 

Suri: Yeah, you can be a real bitch sometimes. 

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