Minho: Once I had a crush on someone, and didn't know to handle it so I filled their car with heart shaped confetti
Suri: That's so funny. Once I went to my car and it was filled with heart shaped confetti
Minho: How fun! I have to go water my cat now.
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Suri: I'm a badass mf
Changbin *not looking from his phone*: Is that so, Su?
Suri: Hell yeah.
Suri: *Trips over her own feet and smacks her head into the wall*
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Suri: I've only said I love you to four people before in my life.
Suri: My parents
Suri: Jeongin
Suri: and someone in a dark club who i mistook for Jeongin
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Hyunjin: I want to talk to someone
Suri: Hi
Hyunjin: not you
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JYP: Watcha got there Suri?
Suri: Just a father's day card for the best dad in Korea
JYP: aww, Suri, that's so sweet-
Suri: *Looks JYP dead in the eyes and hands the card to chan*
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Suri: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Chan?
Chan: No
Jisung: I do
Suri: I know, Jisung
Jisung: I'm sad
Suri: I know, Jisung
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(Over the phone with Woojin)
Woojin: So-
*distant shouting*
Woojin: uh.. is everything okay?
Chan: well..
(In the background)
Hyunjin: STOP CALLING ME A FREAKING LLAMA
Suri: STOP BREATHING AND MAYBE I WILL
Chan *sighing deeply*: Just the usual
(another scream)
Chan: I'll call you when every one sleeps, these two might actually kill each other this time
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Chan, yelling at both Suri and Seungmin: a note? you sneak out and leave me a note?
Seungmin: We knew you would yell at us if we asked-
Chan:it wasn't even a good note 'if you're reading this, we're probably dead.' what kind of note is this?
Suri, giggling cutely: I wrote that.
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Minho: Changbin can you toss me my will to live?
Changbin: I can't throw Suri across the table
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A/N: ENJOY ONE OF THOSE BECAUSE I LOVE THEM
YOU ARE READING
9th member; of Stray Kids
ספרות חובביםface claim; @hwa.min on Instagram started;1/8/2019 ended;27/8/2020 SECOND BOOK IS ALREADY UP^^