Things Stray kids once said; P3

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Minho: Once I had a crush on someone, and didn't know to handle it so I filled their car with heart shaped confetti

Suri: That's so funny. Once I went to my car and it was filled with heart shaped confetti

Minho: How fun! I have to go water my cat now. 

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Suri: I'm a badass mf 

Changbin *not looking from his phone*: Is that so, Su? 

Suri: Hell yeah.

Suri: *Trips over her own feet and smacks her head into the wall* 

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Suri: I've only said I love you to four people before in my life.

Suri: My parents

Suri: Jeongin 

Suri: and someone in a dark club who i mistook for Jeongin 

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Hyunjin: I want to talk to someone

Suri: Hi

Hyunjin: not you

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JYP: Watcha got there Suri?

Suri: Just a father's day card for the best dad in Korea

JYP: aww, Suri, that's so sweet-

Suri: *Looks JYP dead in the eyes and hands the card to chan* 

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Suri: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Chan? 

Chan: No

Jisung: I do 

Suri: I know, Jisung 

Jisung: I'm sad

Suri: I know, Jisung 

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(Over the phone with Woojin) 

Woojin: So-

*distant shouting* 

Woojin: uh.. is everything okay? 

Chan: well..

(In the background) 

Hyunjin: STOP CALLING ME A FREAKING LLAMA

Suri: STOP BREATHING AND MAYBE I WILL 

Chan *sighing deeply*: Just the usual

(another scream) 

Chan: I'll call you when every one sleeps, these two might actually kill each other this time 

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Chan, yelling at both Suri and Seungmin: a note? you sneak out and leave me a note? 

Seungmin: We knew you would yell at us if we asked-

Chan:it wasn't even a good note 'if you're reading this, we're probably dead.' what kind of note is this? 

Suri, giggling cutely: I wrote that.

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Minho: Changbin can you toss me my will to live? 

Changbin: I can't throw Suri across the table

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A/N: ENJOY ONE OF THOSE BECAUSE I LOVE THEM

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