A/N: I FCKING MISSED WRITING THAT SHIT PLUS I JUST REALIZED THQT I HAVE A LOT OF REQUESTS THAT I DIDN'T ACTUALLY WRITE SO YEAH IM A STUPID ASS BANANA
Hyunjin: Those are fake flowers that represents my love for you
Suri: What fake??
Hyunjin: No it will never die.
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*at 2 am*
Jeongin: Where are you going?
Suri: to get ice cream or commit a murder. I'll decide in the car.
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*predebut days*
Hyunjin to Suri: Look, I know I said some harmful things last night-
Hyunjin: I just wanted you to know that I stand by everything I said.
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Chan: You know you can die from that right?
Suri, adding 5 shots of expresso to her americano: that's the point.
Seungmin chugging a bottle of vodka: we're trying to speed this up
Jeongin, eating raw cookie dough: *nodding*
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Suri: must you always attack me with words?
Jisung: should I use rocks?
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*predebut days*
Woojin: its quiet
Chan: Too quiet
Felix: *brusts into the room* Suri pushed Hyunjin down the stairs and now he's trying to slit her throat.
Woojin: *sighs* I knew it
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Suri: my feer hurt so much
Minho: then take of your heels
Suri: NO WHAT THE HELL I LOOK KILLER IN THESE
Minho: *facepalms*
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EunTae teaching 00line physics: thanks to gravitation, we are all attracted to each other
Changbin: Suri, I'm attracted to you
Suri: my foot is attracted to your ass
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Suri: Talk dirty to me, Chris.
Chan: The dishes
Suri: ....
Chan: I told you to wash them a dozen times
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Minho: how would you like your coffee?
Suri: as black as my soul
Minho: so, a vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar?
Suri: *voice cracking* yes
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Suri: Minho get that disgusting thing out of the living room.
Minho: Hyunjin, Suri wants you out of the room.
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