Things Stray kids once said; P6

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A/N: I FCKING MISSED WRITING THAT SHIT PLUS I JUST REALIZED THQT I HAVE A LOT OF REQUESTS THAT I DIDN'T ACTUALLY WRITE SO YEAH IM A STUPID ASS BANANA

Hyunjin: Those are fake flowers that represents my love for you

Suri: What fake??

Hyunjin: No it will never die.

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*at 2 am* 

Jeongin: Where are you going? 

Suri: to get ice cream or commit a murder. I'll decide in the car.

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*predebut days*

Hyunjin to Suri: Look, I know I said some harmful things last night-

Hyunjin: I just wanted you to know that I stand by everything I said.

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Chan: You know you can die from that right? 

Suri, adding 5 shots of expresso to her americano: that's the point.

Seungmin chugging a bottle of vodka: we're trying to speed this up

Jeongin, eating raw cookie dough: *nodding*

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Suri: must you always attack me with words? 

Jisung: should I use rocks? 

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*predebut days*

Woojin: its quiet

Chan: Too quiet 

Felix: *brusts into the room* Suri pushed Hyunjin down the stairs and now he's trying to slit her throat.

Woojin: *sighs* I knew it

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Suri: my feer hurt so much

Minho: then take of your heels

Suri: NO WHAT THE HELL I LOOK KILLER IN THESE

Minho: *facepalms* 

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EunTae teaching 00line physics: thanks to gravitation, we are all attracted to each other

Changbin: Suri, I'm attracted to you

Suri: my foot is attracted to your ass

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Suri: Talk dirty to me, Chris. 

Chan: The dishes

Suri: ....

Chan: I told you to wash them a dozen times

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Minho: how would you like your coffee? 

Suri: as black as my soul 

Minho: so, a vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar? 

Suri: *voice cracking* yes 

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Suri: Minho get that disgusting thing out of the living room. 

Minho: Hyunjin, Suri wants you out of the room.

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