A bunch of tips and tricks that I hope help a lot of you girls out there.
This book contains things that seem really fun or interesting, like a DIY bath bomb or the meanings behind your cravings. Hopefully you enjoy reading these, because I try my h...
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Ok, so I know that this is probably going to be one of my simpler chapters, but I honestly love everything surrounding the zodiac signs. I didn't make these up, and credit goes to their respective owners. (A/N: that's the Gemini constellation up above.)
~The Signs as the Squad~ Aries: the squad leader with questionable judgement
Taurus: the squad idiot
Gemini: the squad heart-throb
Cancer: the precious cinnamon roll
Leo: best part of the squad tbh
Virgo: the reason the squad still exists
Libra: no one knows how they got in the squad, yet no one wants them gone
Scorpio: the one who has dated everyone in the squad including themselves
Sagittarius: the reason the squad is dysfunctional
Capricorn: satan
Aquarius: the silent, brooding squad member
Pisces: was kicked out of the squad years ago
~The Signs as White Mom Names~ Aries: deborah
Taurus: susan
Gemini: carol
Cancer: helen
Leo: barbara
Virgo: margaret
Libra: peggy
Scorpio: jill
Sagittarius: debra
Capricorn: cindy
Aquarius: pamela / pam
Pisces: amanda
~The Signs as a Random Scenario~ Aries: watching a bird take a dump on your car
Taurus: the realization that you forgot to get a towel when you're in the shower
Gemini: slipping in the shower
Cancer: accidentally dropping food down your shirt
Leo: going into a room and forgetting why you went in
Virgo: forgetting where you're pencil is even though you just had it
Libra: not being able to reach an itchy spot on your back
Scorpio: accidentally letting go of a balloon
Sagittarius: finding a hair in your food
Capricorn: pouring a glass of milk and realizing it's sour
Aquarius: putting too much sunscreen on your hands and having to find other places to wipe it on to
Pisces: cracking your phone
~Reasons to be Friends with the Signs~ Aries: is the best company you can have
Taurus: gives the best gifts
Gemini: can be your partner in crime
Cancer: is always available to cuddle with you
Leo: makes you food
Virgo: takes you to the best restaurants in town
Libra: loves to talk... about anything
Scorpio: is always there for you. no matter what
Sagittarius: would do anything to see you smile
Capricorn: would drive you home when you're drunk
Aquarius: is a wonderful listener
Pisces: remembers your birthday
~Surprising Traits of the Signs~ Aries: caring
Taurus: focused
Gemini: emotional
Cancer: ambitious
Leo: insecure
Virgo: humorous
Libra: honest
Scorpio: kind
Sagittarius: faithful
Capricorn: procrastinator
Aquarius: passionate
Pisces: reliable
~The Signs as Snacks~ Aries: doritos
Taurus: powdered donuts
Gemini: pretzels
Cancer: potatoes
Leo: chocolate chip cookies
Virgo: granola bar
Libra: ramen
Scorpio: mac and cheese
Sagittarius: hot cheetos
Capricorn: gummy bears
Aquarius: fish sticks
Pisces: pocky
~The Signs Studying~ Aries: *throws textbooks across the room*
Taurus: procrastinates by eating
Gemini: doesn't
Cancer: cleans room instead
Leo: "screw this"
Virgo: wings it and gets 100%
Libra: starts as soon as they get home
Scorpio: *cries*
Sagittarius: whines but eventually gets it done
Capricorn: puts it off until ten minutes before
Aquarius: "I am 820% done with this class"
Pisces: *test starts* "what we had a test sINCE WHEN"
Question of the Chapter: What's your zodiac sign?
My Answer: Gemini
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