How to Survive South Park

Development

I've been living in South Park for about six months now and quite a bit has happened during this little timeskip. Kenny, Timmy, and I have decided that the best option regarding the ads is for me to eventually go undercover but draw my recruitment out for as long as possible. The closer the ads' storyline happens to canon, the better.

This will also allow me to get plenty of info on the ad's plans that isn't brought to light in canon. We're hoping that this extra nail in the coffin is enough to ensure that the ads never come back when we expose them. PC Principal made it sound like a war with the ads was happening after the end of Season 19 in canon and I don't want that likely canceled season 20 plot to become a thing here. The ads have gone off the script enough already.

As a result, I've become pretty close friends with Leslie and there are times where I forget she's even an ad to begin with. I guess the ads see me as a key part of their plan and are willing to be patient as long as I join them in the end, which I don't mind since the later this happens, the better.

As for Craig and those guys, I'm now one of those guys and we hang out several times a week. This group, unlike Stan's group, is anti-craziness which I'm fine with since frankly, the first few days here for me was enough craziness for several lifetimes.

Speaking of Stan's group, the episodes in the show are not the only times they do crazy shit. That group of boys is getting into something new almost every week! Last week, it was a crew of pirate ghosts trying to free their captain from Davy Jones' Locker which Stan's locker was apparently a secret gateway to. The week before it was mutant jelly beans raiding the desert pantries of every house in South Park to grow and multiply so they could take over the world.

Not sure how this shit is political satire or if it even is to begin with but I don't care enough to find out.

Luckily for me, there wasn't anything Team Stan couldn't handle in the end but I did have to get involved a bit from time to time. I've been training a few hours with Kenny and Timmy 5-6 days a week since Stick of Truth and have improved by leaps and bounds.

It took a while to truly get used to this body. Considering that I'm shorter, shaped differently (my head is literally the size of my body in this reality), and most importantly, I'm much stronger and faster then before. Even with the New Kid's adapting speed, this took a good chunk of time to do.

From better control and increased stamina to learning a few new abilities like flying to actually learning how to fight, I could probably wipe the floor with the me from right after the events of SOT even if he wasn't about to fall into a coma.

Flying is probably the best thing I got since it feels amazing to soar through the air. How it works is I basically control my magical energy to push myself up so I levitate in the air and control where I move to kind of like how flying works in Dragon Ball.

Speaking of that particular anime, I took some inspiration from mastered Super Saiyan to help me out with Grim Fate. I power up into it whenever I get the chance and just stay in it for as long as I can. Instead of fighting while using it, I just walk around and do what I normally do so I waste as little energy as possible besides what is needed to maintain it.

In sciencey DBZA terms, I'm forcing my body to acclimate to the elevated state through extended exposure and focus so I can eventually sustain it without literally any loss in stamina. In English terms, I'm getting my body so used to the form, it eventually won't need any energy to hold the transformation.

Figuring out how to power up into it without any visible signs of transforming was kind of tricky but I got the hang of it after a while so I can power up into it during, say, the middle of school for example and nobody would notice. Well, Kenny would since we also figured out how to sense the energy Netherborns use but he knows what I'm doing and is doing the exact same thing.