How to Survive South Park

Controlled Chaos Part 2

Wendy's POV:

"Are you guys okay?" Jimmy and I were just freed by the other members of both teams, most of which look like they've seen better days.

"You guys are lucky. I was stuffed inside a fucking dog cage. I could barely move in there!" Clyde starts to rant but Kenny stops him.

"We can discuss this later. We have to stop Chaos."

"Who made you the fuckin' leader, Mysterion?" Cartman tries to start shit but is forced to turn his attention towards the dozen or so chaos minions heading our way.

Butters may have an army but he isn't a match for two teams of superheroes. In fact, I'm pretty sure Kenny or Timmy could easily do this on their own if they really wanted to.

We reach the "lava factory" where Timmy uses his telepathy to throw the heaps of red lego bricks on all the chaos minions who attempted to ambush us and we continue forward.

When we get back to the throne room, Butters isn't there but several turrets and minorities wearing tinfoil armor are. I had selfie sticks to deflect the baseballs with but others weren't so lucky like Craig who got hit right in the face by one or Clyde who got hit right in his manhood by another.

While Chaos wasn't in the throne room, he was, however, popping up on any of the hundreds of flat screen TVs he decided to buy in order to provide commentary as we traveled throughout his evil lair.

"Why not join the dark side, fellas?"

"Fuck off, Butters."

"Uhhh... we have cookies?"

"Cookies?"

"Don't even think about it, fatass!"

"I wasn't going to join him, I was going to steal them, jew!"

"Heroes don't steal, fat boy!"

"Then how the fuck are you one, jew?"

"Chaos launchers, FIRE AT WILL!"

"Which one is Will?"

"Bzzzzzz. He means fi-"

"Shut it and run, Mosquito!"

"FIRE AT THE HEROES!!!"

*BANG* *BOOM* BOOM* *BANG* *BANG*

"...You MISSED??? HOW COULD YOU MISS?!? THEY WERE LIKE 5 FEET AWAY FROM YOU!!!"

"Face it, Chaos. Your minions make Stormtroopers look like professional marksmen."

...I can now see why Dovah prefers using a small crew instead of an army. Quality over quantity and all that.

Besides a few small roadblocks here and there, our united team seems to be dominating with the Freedom Pals doing most of the work. From what I've gathered, this was meant to be for just Coon and Friends to handle so it makes enough sense that we're destroying them right now with the extra heroes with us. However, I haven't forgotten what Butters said.

While Kenny or Timmy wouldn't have much trouble dealing with him, the same can't be said for everyone else and I doubt the former two are going to carry everyone. Besides stopping the ambush in the lava factory, they've kept the fighting they do to a minimum.

We eventually reach a pretty good vantage point at U-Stor-It where we see dozens of trucks being filled with lego bricks up ahead.

"Oh my god. He's gonna declare the entire town lava."