Things wrong with the Walking Dead fanfics

iii. | daddy daryl

THINGS WRONG WITH THE WALKING DEAD FANFICS
iii. | daddy daryl

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*deep inhalation of air*

I have a lot of things to say about this, so settle in with a small animal, because we're going to be ranting intensely.

First of all, how did Daryl get into the situation in which he has a child? Daryl is socially awkward, generally doesn't show emotions, and hates being with most people. Why, just why, would be a father? Can you even imagine Daryl sitting down with some woman off the street and saying, "I've always wanted to breast feed."

So, I've eliminated your theory that Daryl had a one night stand, because Daryl wouldn't do the diddly before marriage. I don't care, Daryl is a good man, stop tarnishing him.

And then, when Daryl adopts a child he finds.

Adopts

Keyword: ADOPTS

Can anyone here honestly imagine Daryl finding an eleven year old girl and deciding to devote his life to protecting her? Fair enough if he has some sort of bond with the child, but signing adoption papers is a little bit extra.

The other thing is, the idea in its self isn't original. It's gotten boring over time, because it seems as though everyone is writing about Daryl having a Goddamn daughter.

Oh, you thought I was done? Ha, no, you're wrong. All you kinky ddlg people, I see you. Hiding in the corner, hissing at me. The ol' ddlg kink isn't that bad, but when you have a girl parade around in a fucking tutu and calling Daryl 'Daddy', then we have an issue.

Please no and thank

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Hey, dudes.

So, a small shed of light on this hella negative chapter: ILoveSheriffsBoy3 has a pretty cool Daryl's daughter Fanfiction. Just because the idea is overused, doesn't mean it can't be written well.

Love you all,

~ Aimee x