Things wrong with the Walking Dead fanfics

Nits

If this isn't an obvious sign that I'm running out of ideas, then I honestly don't know what to tell you. Have I wrote about this before? God, I hope not.

So, we all know that Daryl has something. I mean, I love Daryl, but the man looks like a feral animal, so there's no doubt in my mind that he has something like head lice running around on his scalp. And, with this logic, everyone in he group should have lice, too.

Now, I'm not saying you need to write some fucked up fanfiction about a nit falling in love with Carl whilst living on Tiffany's head (wait this is a good idea-) I'm just thinking about how it's never mentioned.

Like, low-key imagine Lori cutting Carl's hair and she finds nits, and Shane tackles him to the ground and forcefully shaved his luscious locks to free him of the pests that suck our blood I'm getting too carried away I'll stop now lmao.

For real though, nits suck people's blood. After having them for a while, wouldn't that make the group fall sick?

Comment what you think below, along with what else I should rant about.