THINGS WRONG WITH THE WALKING DEAD FANFICS lxiii. | the sexy dead
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So, if you're writing a sex scene - aside from writing it correctly - remember that you wouldn't have long, flowing, clean hair. I mean, you'd have flowing hair, but it wouldn't only be on your head, if you get what I mean.
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My point is, it wouldn't be the perfect moment. Given it's an apocalypse, for one, there wouldn't be time to brush your teeth twice a day. Your dental hygiene would be horrific and you'd have bad breath and I can't because bad breath is the worst thing ever.
And then your legs would be hairy, etc. Your toenails and fingernails would be long and dirty and I'm making myself cringe arghH.
Basically, the idea of Daryl and Tiffany having the most romantic time ever in a beautiful bedroom isn't realistic. Heck, even at Alexandria, Daryl refused to shower. Is that what you want is tHAT WHAT YOU WANT?
