Ben and Albedo face each other down.....
the final battle....
only one of them will walk away from this fight....
"I won't let you hurt any more people!" Ben exclaims.
"I don't care about hurting other people." Albedo scoffs. "All I care about is hurting YOU...."
he takes a pause for dramatic effect
"I've done it before, and you haven't even noticed. After our encounter with your future crotch goblin I managed to secretly Unlock Clockwork, using him went back into our past and made a few.... tweaks....."
Our hero is confused....
Ben:
Albedo grins ear to ear.
"You remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend, and you came RIGHT as she touched your leg?" Albedo inquires.
Alien X: (Wait, does Julie exist in this universe?)
"IT WAS ME, BENJAMIN!" Albedo cackles. "I JERKED YOU OFF AS XLR8 SO IT'D SEEM YOU NUTTED AT JUST A WOMAN'S TOUCH!!!!"
"ALBEDO NO!!!!" Ben cries out. "YOU DIDN'T SAY NO HOMO!!!"
"Oh silly, stupid Ben.... WE'RE THE SAME PERSON, TENNYSON!" Albedo grins. "AIN'T GAY IF ITS WITH YOURSELF, THAT'S JUST CALLED MASTURBATION!!!"
"YOU F*%KING DERANGED MANIAC!!!" Ben screams slamming his fist onto the ground. "IM A VIRGIN BECAUSE OF YOU?! YOU COCKBLOCKED ME?!"
"No, No, No...." Albedo taunts. "You're a virgin because this fanfic isn't rated mature, The author may have gotten away with that shit with Danny with that smut book but there's no way in hell we're letting him do that to you."
he bends down to be eye level with Ben
"the most action you'll be getting is the implied intercourse that leads you to have 2 kids in the future!"
"MADMAN!!!!" Ben roars.
"I may be a madman but at least I'm not some beta cuck," Albedo retorts. "you see I've been watching Andrew Tate lately and--"
"ENOUGH!" Ben snaps. "Are we fighting or not?!"
"Hang on, I have one more thing to say to you...." Albedo continues.
Albedo clears his throat before beginning....
to sing?
where are the instruments coming from?
"This appeared as a moral dilemma
'Cause at first it was weird though I swore to eliminate
The worst of the plague that devoured humanity
It's true I was vague on the 'how'
So how can it be that you have shown me the light?
It's a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you're gonna die
How I hesitated
Now I wonder why
It's a brand new day
All the times that you beat me unconscious, I'll forgive
All the crimes incomplete, listen honestly, I'll live
Mr. Cool, Mr. Right, Mr. Know-It-All is through
Now the future's so bright and I owe it all to you
Who showed me the light It's a brand new me
I've got no remorse
Now the water's rising, but I know the course
I'm gonna shock the world
Gonna show Shigaraki
It's a brand new day
And Melissa will see the evil me
Not a joke, not a dork, not a failure
And she may cry, but her tears will dry
When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia
It's a brand new day
Yeah, the sun is high
All the angels sing
Because you're gonna DIE!
Go ahead and laugh
Yeah, I'm a funny guy
Tell everyone "Goodbye"
It's a brand new day."
Alien X:(Ok, yeah.... no.... HAPPY APRIL FOOLS or whatever but I'm rewinding time so we can do this for real...)
(HAPPY APRIL FOOLS, yeah I had 3 chapters lined up trying to predict where I'd be during April fools, oddly enough all three include a musical number from each of the three villains in the new years sketch)
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Ben 10 Academia(Ben 10 X MHA)
Fanfictionahem.... It started when an alien device did what it did And stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid Now he's got super powers, he's no ordinary kid He's Ben 10 So if you see him you might be in for a big surprise He'll turn into and al...
