Miraculous Rewrite

Sandboy

Scene: Luka's room. Tikki and Luka are in bed. Luka is watching memes about Chat Noir.

Luka's phone: Check out the hilarious new cat memes featuring Chat Noir. They're purr-fect.
Luka: (laughs and notices Tikki) You're so flighty tonight, Tikki. Whatcha got your mind on?
Tikki: The kwami Nooroo's transmission is...
Luka: (gasps) Hawk Moth's kwami?
Tikki: Yes. He's celebrating his thirty-five hundredth cycle today... all by himself.
Luka: We will free him from Hawk Moth one of these days, I promise.
Tikki: There may just be a faster solution.
Luka: Huh?
Tikki: Kwamis are able to communicate with their kind on their cycle, or birthday. But we won't get another opportunity for a long time. See? A kwami's cycle lasts several hundreds of human years.
Luka: Wow! That's amazing! Then... you could find out where he is. But... how would you do that?
Tikki: The kwamis must gather in the Miracle Box at a specific time.
Luka: When would that be?
Tikki: Tonight.
Luka: Tonight?! Why didn't you tell me about this sooner, Tikki?!
Tikki: Because Master Fu doesn't want us kwamis to leave our owner's sides. He says we have to be able to take action immediately if someone becomes akumatized.
Luka: Hmm... he's right. But surely it's no big deal, I mean... if all the other kwamis are able to meet up, then it's still gonna happen, right?
Tikki: Well, I'm afraid it might not work if I don't go. The more kwamis that are present, the better chance we have of succeeding!
Luka: But, if Master Fu doesn't approve...
Tikki: Wayzz, Plagg and I have an idea; well, it was mainly Plagg's idea. (Shows a blackboard animation describing the plan) Plagg and I would go and gather with other kwamis inside the Miracle Box. Wayzz would stand guard, and he'd let us know right away if anyone becomes akumatized. (animation ends) What do you think?
Luka: That's a great idea! There's no risk if Wayzz is keeping a lookout.
Tikki: Even if we don't tell Master Fu the whole truth?
Luka: If it means we're able to save Nooroo and defeat Hawk Moth, Master Fu won't be able to hold it against you.
Tikki: So you're okay with it? You'll let me go?
Luka: Yes, I trust you Tikki.
Tikki: Oh, thank you, Luka! You don't have to worry, I won't let you down. (She picks up a marker) Sweet dreams!
(Tikki leaves, and Luka switches off the lamp and goes to sleep)

Scene: Adrien's room. Adrien Agreste is studying geography while Plagg is reading a magazine titled "Gentleman's Camembert".

Plagg: (yawns) I am exhausted. I'm off to bed.
Adrien: Uh... good night Plagg!
(Plagg hums, pulls a sock-puppet of himself from behind the pillow, puts it in the bed, and leaves through the wall)

Scene: Gabriel's atelier. Gabriel is standing behind his control panel. Nathalie is about to leave.

Nathalie: Good night, sir. (She opens the door and leaves)
(Nooroo is behind Gabriel and looks up at him. Nooroo tries to leave, but he is held back by a forcefield)
Gabriel: Where do you think you're going, Nooroo?
Nooroo: I just wanted to go out... just for a little while.
Gabriel: No, you know the rules. You're not allowed to be more than a few feet away from me, and no communicating with anyone besides me. There are no exceptions.
Nooroo: But, Master, it's my birthday today. I thought—
Gabriel: You obviously haven't grasped the rules, Nooroo. We're going to have to make them even simpler. From now on you won't be able to communicate. At all.
Nooroo: But, Master— (magic shuts Nooroo's mouth; Nooroo tries to talk in vain)
Gabriel: Huh, it was a joke, Nooroo. I'm not that cruel. (He snaps his fingers; the magic disappears)
Nooroo: (bows) Thank you, Master.
(Gabriel's Miraculous lights up)
Gabriel: (gasps) Change of plans, Nooroo.

Scene: Hawk Moth's lair. Hawk Moth's window opens.

Hawk Moth: I feel an emotion of great intensity. So pure... (He turns a butterfly into an akuma) Fly away my little Akuma, and evilize him!

Scene: Somewhere on a roof. Tikki is sitting on a chimney, holding the marker. Plagg approaches, holding his cheese.

Plagg: Hey, Sugarcube!
Tikki: Ugh. I've already told you not to call me that. Do you ever hear me calling you "Stinky Sock"?
Plagg: No, but you should! That would be delightful, Sugarcube!
(Tikki groans)
Plagg: So, what lies did you tell your owner in order to sneak out tonight?
Tikki: Actually, I just told him the honest truth.
Plagg: Oh? Maybe I should try that someday; see what it's like. (He eats all of his cheese)
Tikki: Plagg! You should've saved some for the others.
Plagg: True, but I was so grossed out by your kindness that it made me really hungry.
Tikki: (groans and sighs) I hope we can get in contact with Nooroo...
Plagg: So do I. (He starts crying)
Tikki: Are you crying?
Plagg: (sniffles) Who me? O-of course not! Are you kidding? Come on, let's race! The last one there won't get any cheese!