Miraculous Rewrite

Startrain

Scene: Master Fu's massage shop. Luka returns the Fox Miraculous.

Master Fu: Great work, Luka. Thanks to you, Parisians can rest easy tonight.
Luka: (yawns) I can't wait to do the same. Good night, Master.
Tikki: Luka, you forgot to mention the school field trip.
Luka: It's not like I'll be able to go anyway.
Master Fu: What field trip?
Luka: Oh, the whole class is taking the train to London tomorrow to see Big Ben. But if Hawk Moth creates a supervillain while I'm away, Chat Noir won't be able to capture the Akuma on his own, which means I have to stay. Too bad, tough life of a superhero, besides I'm too exhausted to go anyway.
Master Fu: Wait, the Horse Miraculous can be used to teleport back to Paris in the event of an Akuma situation. (He hands him the Horse Miraculous)
Luka: That's so cool! Thank you, Master. But, are you sure?
Master Fu: Coccinelle definitely deserves a bit of fun, just like all young people his age.

Scene: Outside Collège Françoise Dupont.

Adrien: See you tonight! (He walks towards the school, but as soon as the car drives away, he runs to the train station) Hawk Moth already struck last night, so there's no chance there'll be another Akumatization today.
Plagg: A day of vacation, finally! Far from Paris and those annoying akumas. Good idea, Adrien.

Scene: Parisian streets. Officer Roger is driving Sabrina to school.

Roger: (Sees a civilian leaving trash on the sidewalk) Trash must be thrown inside the trashcan or it's littering, he's getting a fine!
Sabrina: No, please, don't dad! You'll make me miss the train, you know that Chloé's relying on me!
Roger: But the law is the law, sweetie.
Sabrina: But you're not on duty yet, are you? Right now you don't have to be anything but my dear, sweet daddy.
(Roger reluctantly continues driving)
Civilian 1: You backed right into me!
Civilian 2: (overlapping) You backed into me! No, you backed into me!
(Another civilian throws trash on the ground, and Roger growls in frustration)

Scene: Hawk Moth's lair. Hawk Moth's window opens.

Hawk Moth: A frustrated police officer with a passion for justice who has his hands tied... the ideal prey (He turns a butterfly into an akuma) Fly away my little akuma, and evilize him!

Scene: Parisian streets. Roger stops behind a car that is emitting a large cloud of smog.

Roger: (coughs) Another polluter! That driver's getting a fine, his vehicle does not meet city standard!
Sabrina: Daddy! (Her phone alarm starts going off)
Phone Alarm: (with Chloé's voice) Hurry up, Sabrina! Hurry up, Sabrina! Hurry up, Sabrina! Hurry up, Sabrina!
(Roger concedes to his daughter and continues driving)
Hawk Moth: (from his lair) What's happening? I can feel the anger receding! Fly faster my akuma, catch up with him!

Scene: Gare du Nord. Max, Markov, Alya, and Marinette step out of a car, which Max's mom was driving them in. Max's mom, Claudie Kanté, checks her smart watch.

Smart Watch: You have no new emails.
Claudie: (sighs, then steps out of the car, immediately becoming cheerful) Who wants a sneak peak of the Startrain's operator cab!
Marinette, Alya, and Max: Yeah!
Alya: Thanks, Mrs. Kanté, this will make an awesome exclusive for my astronomy blog!
Marinette: You've started "another" blog?
Alya: I can't help it, life is so interesting!
Marinette: (points) Hey! Isn't that Adrien?
(The group can see Adrien running to the train station)
Markov: Affirmative, Marinette! That is indeed Adrien Agreste!
Max: There was less than a point two three percent chance his father would allow him to come.
(Over by Adrien, Nino and Luka get off the bus, along with Rose and Juleka)
Luka: Adrien? What are you doing here?
Adrien: I'm tired of my father keeping me from going on school field trips.
Nino: You're disobeying him, dude?
Adrien: Technically not, because I didn't tell him about this one!
Nino: That's sneaky smart, my dude.
(Nino chuckles, and the three head towards the train)