Miraculous Rewrite

Furious Fu

Scene: Luka's room. Luka seems slightly panicked; as he is trapped in the bedlam of Kwamis pleading and reasoning with him.

Mullo: But we wanna-
Sass & Pollen: We all missed Master Fu-
Xuppu: Hey! Let us visit him! Come on!
Fluff: Please!
Trixx: It's not fair!
Daizzi: Please!
Kwamis: Pleeeeeease!
Luka: You know why you can't come. When he made me and Adrien the new Guardians, his memory was magically erased. It's too dangerous for him to know about the Miraculous, our secret identities, or you Kwamis. Come on, Tikki! Let's go.
(The rest of the Kwamis whine and protest)
Kwamis: That's not fair!
Ziggy: Why does Tikki get to go and not us?
Tikki: I'm sorry, friends, but you know I can't leave Luka in case he needs to transform.
Trixx: But what if we hide too? Then he'd never see us! That'd be okay, right?
Daizzi: We just wanna make sure he's okay!
Xuppu: He took care of us for more than one hundred years, you know!
Luka: I know, and I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to let him live his new life with his soulmate.
Wayzz: Luka, even so, you know Master Fu trusted me to help him protect the Miracle Box. I was more than just his Kwami - I was his friend. And I miss him so much... (He begins to sob)
Luka: I understand, but... (He thinks deeply for a moment) Alright, you can come, Wayzz.
(The kwamis erupt into another discordant argument with Luka)
Mullo: Why?
Trixx: Not fair!
Ziggy: I wanna see him!
Roaar: I wanna go!
Luka: I'm sorry, but I just can't take all of you at once.
(The Kwamis start to sulk and question why)
Luka: Because the Miracle Box has to be guarded. I've never left without you guys watching over it.
Trixx: So you're saying if one of us stays here to keep watch... the rest of us can come, right?
Luka: I... suppose so...
Xuppu: But how do we choose who stays?
Sass: Let's let fate decide.
Xuppu and Daizzi: Yeah; let's do Kwami-Kwa-Who!
Luka: Kwa-What?
Mullo: (randomly points at kwamis with each passing word) Kwami-kweeny-koomy-who, the special chosen one is (They abruptly point at Luka) YOU! There—Luka stays!
(The cheerful kwamis fly towards the window. Fortunately, Luka runs in front of their way in the nick of time)
Luka: Oh, no you don't! That's cheating! Besides, you can't all just fly around in public.
Mullo: Hmm, he leaves us no choice...
Xuppu: Operation Kwami Baby-Doll Eyes!
Luka: Uh-
Kwamis: (enlarge their eyes to appear cuter) PLEEASE??!
Luka: (sighs) Fine. Any Kwami willing to volunteer to stay behind?
(Barkk, who is watching a movie on Luka's computer, speaks up)
Barkk: The kid has a point! What if an akumatized villain or a Sentimonster shows up? I have a bad feeling about this. You go, I'll keep watch. (She clicks the computer mouse to resume the film)
Blue Knight: En garde, my lord!
Luka: Thank you, Barkk. (He picks up and opens his school bag) Come on! Everyone inside! (All the Kwamis cheer as they fly inside) But be good, ok; not a peep. (After closing his bag, the Kwamis continue to cheer delightfully) You're peeping! (The Kwamis still continue their celebration as Luka puts the bag on his back and exits his room. Barkk continues to watch her movie)
Red Knight: By jove! We're not out of the woods yet, my lord!

Scene: Gare du Nord station. Luka is waiting for Master Fu's train to arrive.

Roaar: Ready?
Kwamis: (singing) Dear Master Fu's on a ...
(Luka panics and looks in his backpack as civilians look at him weirdly. Luka grabs his phone)
Luka: Sorry, it's just my phone.
(Luka pretends to turn it off and puts it back in his backpack. Unknowingly, Su-Han watches from a trash can and moves away. Not long after, Adrien shows up, carrying a picnic basket)
Adrien: Hey, babe.
Luka: Adrien! Glad you could make it.
Adrien: I couldn't miss my chance to see Master Fu again; I hope he's doing ok.
Luka: I'm sure Marianne is taking good care of him.
(A train pulls up and stops, Luka and Adrien see Marianne and Wang Fu leave the train)
Luka: Hi, Marianne. (He hugs Marianne)
Marianne: Hello, Luka. Hello, Adrien. (She hugs Adrien, before turning back to Fu) Do you remember them, my love? They're the young men who found you after your paddle boat accident. The one that caused your amnesia.
(Fu smiles at them, and they tearfully hug him)
Luka: I'm so glad to see you again, Master... I mean, Mr. Fu.
Adrien: It's great to see you, sir.
Wang Fu: My dear children, you reunited me with my beloved Marianne. I can never thank you enough.
(Luka and Adrien smile at him)